Listen To An Impressionist Sing ‘Total Eclipse Of The Heart’ In The Style Of...
Two months ago, I put together a list of classic rock songs that should never be played on the radio again, songs from the likes of the Steve Miller Band and Elton John. On the flip side, one track...
View ArticleWhere The F*ck Is Haim? Huh? They’re In Their Music Video For ‘The Wire’.
The delightful Haim just released the music video for “The Wire,” which means now’s as good a time as any to paraphrase The Wire. A band must have a code in order to get that green money,...
View ArticleThe One True King: 8 Rappers Who Have Claimed To Be The King Of New York
I’m important like the pope, I’m a Muslim on pork I’m Makaveli’s offspring, I’m the king of New York King of the Coast, one hand, I juggle them both And with that, “one of the best rap verses of...
View ArticleDonal Logue Helped A Stranger Propose To His Girlfriend
If Donal Logue, John Goodman, Walton Goggins, Michael Shannon, and Stephen Root were to ever star in a TV show together, it would get terrible ratings. But I’d watch it every week, and the show’s...
View ArticleRoger Sterling’s 10-Step Guide To A Perfect Birthday
In an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, Mad Men‘s Christina Hendricks revealed that if she could guest star on any current TV show, she’d choose either Homeland or Game of Thrones. “I want to...
View ArticleMichelle Obama Is Releasing A Hip-Hop Album. Yes, Really.
Michelle Obama first lady so hard, she’s gonna drop her own album no holds barred. According to Consequence of Sound, Obama has teamed with the Partnership for a Healthier America and Hip Hop Public...
View ArticleWatch Hank Azaria Describe Famous Criminals To Taylor Schilling Using His...
It’s always frustrating linking to Watch What Happens Live clips, because Andy Cohen. But I couldn’t resist the one below, featuring Hank Azaria and Taylor Schilling playing a game in which Azaria has...
View ArticleA Teen Who Died Of Cancer Turned Down Vince Gilligan’s Offer To Hear How...
After Walt warned his brother-in-law Hank to “tread lightly” during Sunday’s Breaking Bad, the screen faded to black and the name “Kevin Cordasco” appeared. The episode was dedicated to him, a...
View ArticleThis Kid’s Extravagant Entrance At His Burlesque Bar Mitzvah Is The...
A successful bar mitzvah only need three things: a glass to stomp, a chair to hoist in the air, and at least two Kenny Loggins songs. Anything more than that is overkill, especially when that “more”...
View ArticleThe Best Of Aaron Paul’s Reddit AMA
TL;DR of Aaron’s Paul Reddit Ask Me Anything: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH YO BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH YO YO YO MR. WHITE. BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH YO…BITCH. And it was great. The Breaking...
View ArticleFrom Nobodies To Somebodies: 10 Fan Favorite TV Characters Who Began As Extras
According to the irreplaceable TV Tropes, an “Ascended Extra” is a “minor character who is given a greatly expanded role in the later part of the series, a new adaptation of a story, or in the...
View ArticlePrince Is Tweeting Now. Here Are 8 Other Famous Musicians We Wish Would Join...
When we look back at 2013 two decades from now, there’s only one storied event we’re going to fondly remember: the night Prince joined Twitter, quivering the Internet to its hallow, chocolatey,...
View Article‘Seinfeld’s Fake Movies Have Been Turned Into Posters
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’d rather have one Death Blow than five new Star Wars movies. Not only is the movie called DEATH BLOW, it also imparts important life advice: sometimes,...
View ArticleToday’s Mila Kunis’s Birthday, So Let’s Celebrate With Her 15 Finest...
I know this guy who definitely isn’t me who finds pictures of tragically-in-love couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher together, and crosses out Kutcher’s smug mug and replaces it with his own. Again,...
View ArticleWhat A World Record 222 Golden Retrievers Gathering In One Location Looks Like
OMG. I’m locking that photo in my eye safe. (Shhhh, the key code is “dogs.”) Not that context matters, but: The record-breaking number of golden retrievers were pictured at Guisachan House in Tomich,...
View ArticleListen To Phoenix And R. Kelly Just ‘Trying To Be Cool’ Together
Back in April, Frenchie and the Franchs, er, Phoenix were joined on-stage at Coachella by none other than R. Kelly, he of the ability to make the ladies say HEY and the fellas scream HO. They...
View ArticleA Response To B.O.B.’s ‘How 2 Rap’ Reply To Kendrick Lamar
In “How 2 Rap,” an out-of-nowhere response to Kendrick Lamar’s EVERYTHING verse on Big Sean’s “Control,” B.O.B. paints himself as the underdog, saying, “I hear underrated so much, you would swear it...
View ArticleWho’s That (Birthday) Girl: The 12 Best Madonna GIFs From Before She Decided...
I blame Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Every since Madonna contributed “Beautiful Stranger” to the second installment in Mike Myers’s increasingly terrible spy spoof film series, it’s all been...
View ArticleWhat Should AMC Do With All The ‘Breaking Bad’ Money They’re About To Make?
Getting into the meth business has been very profitable for AMC, and they’re about to make a whole lot more. Money, not meth, though I don’t know what the Small Town Security crew does behind closed...
View ArticleFinal Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
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