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Chris Brown Had A Seizure, And It’s All Our Fault
Oh boy, do we have some explaining to do. All that unsaturated hate we’ve directed at Chris Brown over the years? Well, it nearly killed him. He had a seizure, and it’s all our fault. The L.A. City...
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OMG A Bunch Of Kittens Escaped Their Baskets On A British Game Show OMG
What a cat-astrophe. It’s pawsitivly insane. Someone needs to stop the madness right meow. Cat pun #4. There is a game show on Channel 4 in the U.K. called 8 Out of 10 Cats that, as far as I can tell,...
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Amy Poehler And Aubrey Plaza Pretended To Make Out To Mess With The Paparazzi
Now that her tropical fish Rashida Jones has left her, for a Fox pilot that we will almost certainly give the coveted Person We Like Stars In This So You Should Watch it award to, Amy Poehler has been...
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Behold What The Insane Clown Posse Now Look Like Without Their Makeup On
Our very own Vince Mancini is currently hatchet’ing it up at the Gathering of the Juggalos, and his Faygo-soaked sanity is beginning to snap. Just check out his Twitter, which has gone from “This is...
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Woman On Florida Roadside Held A Sign That Read, ‘Not Homeless, Need Boobs’
Christina Andrews is the envy of college students majoring in sociology everywhere. Her plan practically reads like a senior project: “Theory: Motorists Give More Money to Woman Who Wants Boob Job...
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Here’s Footage Of Opie Of ‘Opie & Anthony’ Fame Smashing A Homeless Man’s Cake
Everything about this story is terrible and confusing. There’s a video on Reddit currently go viral under the headline of, “This guy’s an asshole.” The asshole in question? For once, it’s not THE...
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It’s Almost ‘Breaking’ Back: 25 GIFs That Recap All Of ‘Breaking Bad’ So Far
No longer do we have to count down the days until Breaking Bad is back, pleasuring our brains with awesomeness — we can now count down the hours. No more pre-season speculation, no more trailers, no...
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Werner Herzog’s Haunting New Documentary Will Convince You To Never Text...
Before watching Werner Herzog’s “From One Second to the Next,” about the dangers of texting while driving: “Hey Josh, do you ever text and drive?” “Well, I try not to, but y’know, occasionally it...
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Hear The ‘Breaking Bad’ Theme Song Played On Meth Lab Equipment
Here’s the Breaking Bad deal, everyone: tonight, GIF highlights; tomorrow, a normal, more in-depth discussion and the Breaking Badass Power Rankings. We’ve got all your needs covered, including the...
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A Guide To When All Your OTHER Favorite TV Shows Are Returning
Yeah, yeah, we know: “get with the Breaking Bad.” We will, but not until a little bit later. Until then, just be happy that the show’s back, and then feel miserable that it’ll be gone again, for good,...
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Start Your Week By Listening To Nine Inch Nails’ Spidery New Song, ‘Copy Of A’
The best Nine Inch Nails songs creep up on you, like a crafty spider silently making its way up your leg and onto your face (where it bites you and you’re dead, goodbye), and “Copy of A” is no...
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These Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence Hanging Out With Dogs Are Almost Too Much...
Is Jennifer Lawrence as perfect as we all want her to be? Let’s see: Suddenly, [Lawrence's] assistant and best friend of four years, Justine, walks in. She’s just come back from having lunch with an...
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Here’s Long-Lost Footage From Jerry Lewis’ Unreleased Holocaust Clown Movie...
By the early 1970s, Jerry Lewis was a has-been. His finer days, when he was starring in The Nutty Professor and The Patsy and selling out clubs with his comedy partner Dean Martin, were out of sight...
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Breaking Badass Power Rankings: ‘Blood Money’
Breaking Bad is one of the greatest shows of all-time, so just like last year, UPROXX is going all-out on our coverage of the show this season, its last. Cajun Boy will be writing the recap, while...
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‘Avengers’-Themed Sex Toys Are The Perfect Fictional Present For Your Lover
It’s a question that’s stumped mankind for decades, right up there with the whereabouts of the Lindbergh baby and what’s the deal with nunchuks (they’re not nuns, they’re not chucks — what are...
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Mötley Crüe’s ‘Kickstart My Heart’ Hilariously Scared The Feelgood Out Of An...
My New York Mets traveled to Arizona over the weekend for a three-game set against the Diamondbacks, and it was about as interesting as two teams struggling to reach .500 in late-August would be....
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Jon Snow Would Weep At The Majesty Of The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 3 FX Reel
I have good Game of Thrones news and I have bad Game of Thrones news. The bad: Kit Harington and Rose Leslie broke up. Actually, that’s only bad news for Jon Snow; it’s good news for all us Ygritte...
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Katy Perry’s Emoji ‘Roar’ Music Video Is The Most Katy Perry Thing Ever
Katy Perry‘s music is like an ice cream sundae with soda and candy: it’s terrible for you, but also SO good. She’s completely shameless and I love her for it. Take, for instance, the music video for...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Mythbusters’: ‘Breaking Bad’ Edition
MythBusters: Breaking Bad Special (Discovery, 10 p.m.) — Adam and Jamie are gonna bust some Breaking Bad myths as hard as Hank busted Walt’s face last night. Vince Gilligan and Aaron Paul are there,...
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Watch ‘Breaking Bad’s’ Vince Gilligan And Aaron Paul Blow Stuff Up With The...
Walter and Skyler White are sitting on millions of dollars, more money than could spend in ten lifetimes. The question is: what should they do with it? Give it to charity? (Too many questions.) Buy...
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