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Brazil’s Hilariously Evil Living Toy Prank Has Ruined The Innocence Of So...
As far as pranks go, no matter how hard the citizens of Brazil try to scare the feijoada out of their fellow countrymen and -women, they’ll never be able to top the infamous “ghost elevator” (I...
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Yo! MTV Raps And Rocks: 10 Of MTV’s Greatest Non-VMA Live Music Performances
Although the target has amusingly moved onto Pitchfork, much of yesterday’s Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk (or lack there of) scorn was directed at MTV, which wouldn’t let Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and...
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Spaghetti Warehouse’s Infectious Jingle Is The Song Of The Summer For Every...
Most restaurant websites are scored by dippy acoustic music that sounds like it was performed by a one-hooved donkey. The Spaghetti Warehouse isn’t most restaurants. Actually, I have no idea if that’s...
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Aubrey Plaza’s ‘Salty Sea Hags’ Blogspot From 2005 Is Enlightening, Frightening
Before she became synonymous with sarcastic masturbators, Parks and Recreation star Aubrey Plaza was, well, she was still the same lovable, twisted, impossible to figure out Aubrey Plaza, or as she’s...
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You’ll Wish For A Zombie Apocalypse When You See The Velma In This ‘Walking...
The universes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! and The Walking Dead actually have a lot in common. For one, none of the characters ever know where the hell Scooby or Carl are. Also, both shows have an...
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What’s On Tonight: Preseason Football, Sharkpocalypses, And Jennifer Aniston
Preseason Football: Cincinnati Bengals at Atlanta Falcons (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — I’m of the opinion that Matty Ice is the worst nickname in all of professional sports. Thoughts? Sharkpocalypse/Alien Sharks...
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Talking To Dean Norris About ‘Breaking Bad,’‘Under The Dome,’ And Reading On...
That laugh. Dean Norris could have revealed what happened in the final episode of Breaking Bad, but I wouldn’t have heard it; I was too busy trying to hear that explosive laugh of his. It fits the...
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Boobs, Backflips, And Cher’s ‘Believe’: Please Enjoy This Compilation Of The...
We don’t often recommend watching entire 11-minute videos, what with our attention spans carved down to. Man, I’m really glad I made myself this sandwich. Where was I? Oh yeah: after the jump, you’ll...
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Get Confident, Stupid! Then Check Out These 25 Amazing Troy McClure Movie...
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as David versus Super Goliath and The Muppets Go Medieval. Today, I’m here to tell you about You Might Remember Me From…, a groovy Tumblr...
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Your YouTube Metallica Cover Could Get You Sued, No Matter How Terrible It Is
Before uploading your Jew’s harp cover of Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” to YouTube, know this: you can be sued for doing so, and not because of all the physical harm you’ve caused. The New York Times...
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Apologetic Burglars Returned Computers They Stole From A Sexual Assault...
On July 31, a group of burglars broke into the San Bernardino County Sexual Assault Services offices and stole six desktop computers and a new laptop. Apparently they were unaware of who they were...
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Was The Shop Clerk Who Refused To Sell Oprah A $40,000 Handbag Racist Or An...
While traveling through Switzerland, presumably on a magic carpet made out of gold, crystals, and cronuts, Oprah Winfrey stopped into one of the country’s rare boutique shops not devoted to Heidi to...
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The Ultimate Drinking Buddy: 12 Reasons Why We Want Anna Kendrick To Be Our...
To Anna Kendrick, First off, HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY. It’s been a good past 12 months for you — Pitch Perfect was a massive hit, you’ve been on every talk show ever, you were excellent on Comedy Bang!...
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CBS Is Turning ‘The Wizard Of Oz’ Into A Medical Drama
In the most late-Friday-is-it-the-weekend-yet news ever, here’s this monkey turd: CBS has put into development Dorothy, a medical drama that will lift characters and themes from L. Frank Baum’s The...
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Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
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Jay Leno Will Make His Final Airplane Food Joke On NBC In February
Have you heard about this? Jay Leno’s going to be doing his final Tonight Show soon, in February. It’s true, it’s true. In related news, Conan hides evidence of Leno voodoo doll. *Rickey Minor dies...
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A Guy Who Looks Like A Girl Recorded The Horrified Reactions He Gets On Omegle
As far as I can, only two kinds of people visit Omegle: masturbators and pranksters, and never the twain shall meet. YouTube user “Jumbled” is in the latter camp and ends up disappointing the former...
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You Will Hate Justin Bieber Even More After Seeing The Women He (Probably)...
Try to read in-between the lines of this story, which takes place the same night as the Bieber Brawl. Diana Bhokasub, 24, and Sophia Rayo, 32, were handpicked by [Bieber] to accompany him back to the...
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Let’s All Watch Tom Hiddleston Sing ‘The Bare Necessities’ Next To Christina...
The D23 Expo is the kind of place where the press and people who wear lanyards and Mickey Mouse underwear go absolutely nuts over the announcement of a Tinker Bell spinoff movie called The Fairy...
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It’s Saul Good, Man: 15 Of The Best Pieces Of ‘Breaking Bad’ Fan Art
ONE. MORE. DAY. In less than 48 hours, Breaking Bad will be back, after a break that felt like the worse detox ever. Obviously, we’re more than a little stoked…as is the entirety of the Internet. With...
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