Teens Are Showing Their Support For Ariana Grande By Licking Donuts
Getty Image Did you hear the one about the Disney Channel prop-turned-pop star who licked a donut? The setup is the punchline, because there’s nothing funnier than people being mad at someone dragging...
View ArticleConcerned Dad Thinks It’s ‘Crap’ That His Daughters Have To See This...
MY FOX PHILLY After having been frozen in Carbonite for the past 30 years, a Philadelphia dad is raising a stink over a Slave Leia toy he saw, apparently for the first time, in Target. Fred Hill told...
View ArticleAnthony Bourdain Is Worried That Guy Fieri Will Never ‘De-Douche’
Getty Image The next time Anthony Bourdain’s in Las Vegas, he’s probably not eating at Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen & Bar. The outspoken chef/friend-of-Uproxx was in Atlanta this weekend as part of...
View ArticleThe Five Emmy Nominations We Want To See (And Five We Don’t)
AMC The 67th Primetime Emmy Award nominees will be announced tomorrow, Thursday, at 11:30 a.m. by Orange Is the New Black’s Uzo Aduba and Cat Deely (it was supposed to be John Stamos, until it...
View ArticleTrent Reznor And David Fincher Are Working On A ‘Fight Club’ Rock Opera
20th Century Fox If The Who can turn the story of a “deaf, dumb, and blind boy” who’s also a pinball protégé into a rock opera, Trent Reznor and David Fincher should be able to do the same with Fight...
View ArticleThis Guy Captured What It Looks Like Being The Ultimate Third Wheel
IMGUR/earthyhillgivens It’s not easy being a third wheel. The couple you’re with wants to make out and get to third base (that’s some under-the-sweater action; there is no fourth base), and you’re...
View Article‘The Worst Audio In History': Neil Young Is Pulling His Albums From Streaming...
Getty Image Old Man Neil Young announced on Facebook Wednesday that he’s had it up to here with his music being on streaming services, and soon you won’t be able to hear “Heart of Gold” unless you turn...
View ArticleNo One Enjoyed The 55-Gallon Drum Of Lube Amazon Was Selling For Prime Day
AMAZON/20th Century Fox Hope you acted quickly on Prime Day, or else you missed the chance to buy Amazon’s best deal: a 55-gallon drum of lubricant. Passion Lubes’ barrel full of “natural,...
View ArticleJake Gyllenhaal Shows How He Got Into Ridiculous Shape For ‘Southpaw’
The Weinstein Company It wasn’t that long ago Jake Gyllenhaal looked like this. In fact, it was the last movie he starred in, and to play Lou Bloom in the excellent Nightcrawler, Gyllenhaal had to drop...
View ArticleGorillaz Will Return To The Studio For Their Next Album Soon
VEVO/GORILLAZ It’s been four years since the last Gorillaz album, not that Damon Albarn hasn’t kept busy. Blur reunited, released a well-received album, and played a few shows, and he released his...
View ArticleJenn Sterger Mocked Brett Favre For His ESPYs Reaction To Caitlyn Jenner
TWITTER/JENN STERGER When last we checked in with Jenn Sterger, the former New York Jets gameday host who received some unwanted texts from Brett Favre in 2010, she was taking credit for giving Kissing...
View ArticleAmber Heard Could Face 10 Years In Prison For Importing Johnny Depp’s Dogs
Getty Image Amber Heard, who stole Cody Horn’s role in Magic Mike XXL, has committed an even greater crime… importing Johnny Depp’s dogs. For that most heinous of acts, she faces up to 10 years in...
View ArticleEmmy Nominations 2015: The Complete List
AMC It’s that time of year again, when we all complain that [our favorite show] didn’t get nominated at the Emmys, but [our least favorite popular show] did. TV nerds (not nerds on TV) wouldn’t have...
View ArticleSir Ian McKellen Did A Dramatic Reading Of Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’
To promote his new movie Mr. Holmes, our good friend Sir Ian McKellen dramatically read lyrics from Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” and Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk.” It begs the question, how many times has...
View ArticleHodor From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Just Released His First Techno Single
HBO Kristian Nairn was a no-show during Game of Thrones season five, so he’s had plenty of time to focus on his true passion: DJ HODOR. He’s gone on a “Rave of Thrones” tour, and Nairn has now released...
View ArticleThis Bride And Groom Really Enjoyed ‘The Greatest Wedding Toast Of All-Time’
The one rule to remember at weddings is nothing gets people out on the dance floor like Danzig. Oh, and don’t upstage the bride. It’s her day, not the groom’s, and especially not the maids of honors’....
View ArticlePatrick Stewart And Ian McKellen Were Invited To Join Taylor Swift’s Squad
Getty Image / INSTAGRAM Taylor Swift’s Kool Kids Klub (they may want to rethink that name) just got a little kooler, now that buddies Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen have been invited to join. We...
View ArticleLee Daniels On The Emmys’ Lack Of ‘Empire’ Love: ‘F*ck These Motherf*ckers’
FOX Fox’s Empire, which could be considered the biggest show on TV (at least in the 18 to 49 demographic, which is all anyone cares about anyway), was only nominated for two Emmys yesterday:...
View Article3 Doors Down’s Singer Stopped A Show To Kick Out The Guy Pushing A Woman
Post-post-post grunge band 3 Doors Down are on the road with Seether, and the only thing surprising about that is they’re not on the Summerland Tour with Everclear, Toadies, Fuel and American Hi-Fi....
View ArticleMargot Robbie’s Harley Quinn Should Look Familiar To ‘Community’ Fans
NBC/DC Ever since the HD trailer for Suicide Squad was released, giving us our best look at Margot Robbie’s mischievous Harley Quinn yet, Human Beings everywhere have been noting her resemblance to...
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