Lucasfilm Didn’t Know Amy Schumer Was Going To Suck C-3PO’s Finger
GQ/Mark Seliger Some Jedi at GQ used a mind trick on Lucasfilm and Disney. That’s the only explanation I can think of for why The House That George Built, Then Destroyed, Then Sold to The House of...
View ArticleR.I.P. Original ‘SNL’ Cast Member And Woodhouse On ‘Archer,’ George Coe
FX Actor George Coe, who was nominated for an Academy Award in 1968 for The Dove but is probably best known as an original SNL cast member and the voice of Sterling Archer’s reluctantly loyal,...
View ArticleWas This Portland Diner Owner Right To Scream At A Crying Baby?
WCSH6 There are few things that can ruin a meal more than a crying baby. When you’re out at a restaurant and some kid won’t shush, and Mom and Dad aren’t doing anything (“We’ve tried nothing…”),...
View ArticleKumail Nanjiani Turned Into A Total Fanboy While Visiting ‘The X-Files’ Set
TWITTER Lots of people have podcasts about old TV shows (if Talkin’ Taxi doesn’t exist, it should). But not everyone is also the star of an Emmy-nominated HBO comedy, and one of our favorite funny...
View ArticleThese Sisters Are Trying To Take A Selfie With Every Presidential Candidate
PREZ SELFIE GIRLS Selfies aren’t a new phenomenon, but they weren’t nearly as popular in 2012, the last year we elected a new president, as they are now. Every candidate who wants to become head of...
View ArticleThis Guy Bragged About Having Sex In A Pub, And The Staff Responded
Some fantastic bathroom graffiti from last night. Kind of the staff to respond! #BeforeFacebook pic.twitter.com/9I5koMrrTH — Seán Connolly (@TheSonicScrew) July 18, 2015 It’s not quite Rikrok banging...
View ArticleBon Iver Played Two New Songs During Their First Concert In Three Years
Getty Image Justin Vernon may never release another album as Bon Iver, but he’ll always be Bonnie Bear to me. The Grammy winner recently told Grantland that “we [Bon Iver] don’t have anything booked”...
View ArticleIf Daryl Dies, Here’s Where Norman Reedus Wants ‘Walking Dead’ Fans To Riot
Getty Image Of all the “If [Name] Dies, We Riot” memes that have taken off, the most widely used remains “If Daryl Dies, We Riot.” It’s The Walking Dead of comical threats. There are phone cases, toys,...
View ArticleAndy Samberg Got The ‘Comedy Bang! Bang!’ Writing Staff Hired For The Emmys
IFC The last time the Emmys were hosted by the same person at least two years in a row was in the 1970s, when Johnny Carson dozed off while introducing the cast of Upstairs, Downstairs from 1971 to...
View ArticleThis Anchor’s ‘Unfiltered’ Rant Against President Obama Has Gone Viral
30 Rock had Steve Austin; real life has Tomi Lahren. She is somehow not a Tina Fey creation. A rant by the On Point with Tomi Lahren host, which is apparently a show on One America News, which is...
View ArticleIt’s Dayman Vs. Nightman In This ‘It’s Always Sunny’ And ‘Batman V Superman’...
It’s never sunny in Gotham, making Ben Affleck’s Batman the perfect person to play Nightman, sneaky and mean. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, until the Dayman, Superman, comes to rescue...
View ArticleThe Evolution Of Chuck Jones Is A Must Watch For Any ‘Looney Tunes’ Fan
Ironically (okay, fine, earnestly) watching Space Jam at 2 a.m. is fun, but that glorified Hanes commercial has nothing on the original Looney Tunes shorts, which are brilliant. And violent, and...
View ArticleFXX Announced The Premiere Dates For ‘You’re The Worst’ And ‘The League’
FXX If it feels like it’s been too long since season one of You’re the Worst ended, that’s because it has. All the teaser trailers, with Gretchen drunk-eating cake and Jimmy’s pervert Spider-Man, have...
View ArticleThis Is Why You Shouldn’t Go Down The Royal Flush Water Slide Backwards
The Royal Flush, located in Waco, Texas, is the terrifying and “amazing super water slide” that recently transfixed the Internet, because attractive people in bikinis and swimsuits. It also inspired...
View ArticleHey All You Losers And Haters, Enjoy This Big Bowl Of Donald Trump’s Worst...
Getty Image Donald Trump may as well burn the money he’s using to fund his presidential campaign. It would do the same amount of good. The former Celebrity Apprentice host is a national laughingstock,...
View ArticleA Selfie Stick Saved This Teen Girl From Drowning In A Riptide
Earlier this month, father and daughter Derrick, 45, and Erynn, 16, went swimming at Nobadeer Beach in Nantucket, Mass., when they got caught in a riptide. The thing that saved her? A selfie stick....
View ArticleThe Parents Television Council Is Afraid Miley Cyrus Will ‘Re-Twerk’ The VMAs
Getty Image The Helen Lovejoy of committees, the Parents Television Council, is thinking of the children and already complaining about Miley Cyrus hosting the MTV Video Music Awards, despite the event...
View ArticleResearchers Published An Important Study On Whether Women Care About Penis Size
New Line Cinema In news that will surely disappoint the well-endowed citizens of North Dakota, all 47 of them, a new study has found that unlike Godzilla taglines, size doesn’t matter. Researchers at...
View ArticleThe Lone Gunmen Will Also Appear In The ‘X-Files’ Revival
FOX Fox’s X-Files revival is one big paranoid family reunion. Televised Revolution reports that Byers, Frohike, and Langly, better known as the Lone Gunmen, will join Walter Skinner, Monica Reyes, and...
View ArticleHow A Failed Bond Girl Audition Led To Gal Gadot Starring In ‘Fast And Furious’
Getty Image Wonderful woman Gal Gadot has lived one interesting life. She was a soldier in the Israel Defense Forces, named Miss Israel in 2004, worked as a model, and her filmography is near spotless,...
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