Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs Of The Week
It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few...
View Article5 Nominations The Grammys Got Right (And 5 They Got Wrong)
Last night, the 2014 Grammys were announced. Here’s what you should be mad and/or happy about. RIGHT 1. If the Grammys were going to nominate “Blurred Lines” for Record of the Year, and they did,...
View ArticleSpaghettiOs Pearl Harbor Remembrance Tweet Should Have Been Sunk
Disgusting, just disgusting. A SpaghettiO with legs? WEARING SHOES?!? I’ve never seen anything so vile. I’m never eating SpaghettiOs again, I tell you what. As for the message: eh. Still more...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence Sounds Like Will Ferrell When Her Voice Is Slowed Down
Never let it be said that the Internet can’t manipulate Jennifer Lawrence’s “I volunteer” proclamation from The Hunger Games to make her sound exactly like Will Ferrell, because it can. And it has....
View ArticleRebecca Black Released A Sequel To ‘Friday’ Called…‘Saturday’
After finally getting around to watching Friday and its two sequels, Next Friday and Friday After Next Day After Tomorrow, Rebecca Black was inspired to call up the old gang, including Underage Driver...
View ArticleOne Of The All-Time Great ‘SNL’ Sketches Might Be Resurrected Tonight
BILL BRASKY IS A SON OF A BITCH. And he might be returning to SNL. So sayeth Adam McKay, who tweeted, “Working on a Bill Brasky for tonight’s SNL.” It’s certainly plausible: Anchorman 2 star Paul Rudd...
View Article10 Names Parents Gave Their Kids In 2013 That Should Count As Abuse
BabyCenter has the unenviable assignment of keeping track of the names, both good and terrible, parents give to their kids. We won’t know this year’s 10 most popular choices for both boys and girls...
View ArticleCosplayer Chloe Dykstra Spoofs What ‘Half-Naked’ Ladies Actually Do In Their...
Chloe Dykstra had the right idea; just very wrong execution. There’s a popular blog photo series out there called “Me In My Place,” in which not-unattractive woman pose in their...
View ArticleMacaulay Culkin Is In A Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Called The...
This is why you wait to put together album-of-the-year lists until the end of the year. Otherwise, you might miss the debut EP from the Pizza Underground, New York’s original pizza-themed Velvet...
View ArticleWatch The ‘Anchorman 2′ Cast And One Direction Have Some ‘Afternoon Delight’...
Pity the poor parents of the 11-year-old One Direction fan who, come tomorrow morning, have to answer, “What’s an afternoon delight?” You only have SNL — and Arrested Development — to blame, Mom and...
View ArticleThat Son-Of-A-Bitch Bill Brasky Made His Epic Return To ‘SNL’ Last Night
Unlike most things that I loved when I was 11, it’s nice to know “Bill Brasky” still holds up (sorry, Godzilla: The Album). The best damn salesman in the country appeared on SNL for the first time...
View Article‘SNL’ Recap: Paul Rudd Danced, But Didn’t Dance Enough
It’s always dangerous when SNL books a musical guest that overshadows its guest in popularity, especially if said group appeals to an age group that’s roughly 15 years younger than SNL‘s normal...
View ArticleAustralia Gets All The Good Banned Condom Commercials
These days, “banned” is usually another word for “viral marketing,” so we’ll have to take Four Seasons Condoms founder Graham Porter at his word when he says, “The creative was intended to run on...
View ArticleOne Former Cast Member Is Not Happy ‘SNL’ Did ‘Bill Brasky’ Without Him
Not only is Tim Meadows one of the longest-tenured cast members in SNL history, he also has the rare (only?) distinction of appearing in four movies based on SNL characters: Coneheads, It’s Pat,...
View ArticleThe 10 Most Watched Music Videos Of 2013 Are Miley, People Who Aren’t Miley
One never thinks about their own mortality as much as they do in December. Not because it’s the holiday season, but because it’s the end of the year, and the end of the year means I’ll look at the...
View Article4chan Played A Cruel Prank That Convinced People To Destroy Their XBox Ones
Microsoft’s rollout and release of the XBox One has faced as many problems as the system has games. Gamma Squad has your roundup, but the TL;DR version is: how much does a Playstation 4 cost? Anyway,...
View ArticleHere’s Why Disdainful Joel McHale Should Host Every Award Show
OK, host with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. Anyway, last night was Spike’s VGX Awards. Don’t feel ashamed if you’ve never heard of the VGX Awards, though, or if you didn’t spend your Saturday watching the...
View ArticleButtercup Cumbersnatch Returns In The Full-Length ‘Sherlock’ Series 3 Trailer
Is it January yet? December may have American Hustle and, to a lesser extent, Christmas, but January has the season or midseason premiere of *takes deep breath* Community, Downton Abbey, True...
View ArticleGet Through The Long, Cold Night By Watching A Corgi On A Carousel
It’s butt cold here in Texas, there in Philadelphia, everywhere in America. Except for Florida, but they’ve got their own problems. Tonight’s going to bad, with more snow, more ice, more weather that...
View ArticleThe Foo Fighters Played A Secret Show In A Pizzeria
Before heading down to Mexico City for a series of shows, the not-on-hiatus Foo Fighters dropped by Rock & Roll Pizza in Moorpark, CA, to perform a surprise set consisting of OHHH, THEY WANT THE...
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