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We Have Confirmation That New ‘Community’ Is As Great As Old ‘Community’
NBC has sent out screeners for season five of the little show that could, which earlier this year turned into the slightly bigger series that couldn’t, Community. We haven’t received ours yet,...
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Why Do People Love Donald Glover, But Hate Childish Gambino So Much?
Let’s begin with a test. How does this GIF make you feel? And what about this one? If you’re 95% of the Internet, the first one makes you happy, the kind of happiness that can only be equaled if...
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The 15 Worst Things To Happen On TV In 2013
There was a lot to celebrate on TV in 2013. But we’ll get to that over the next couple of weeks. Today, let’s talk about the worst that TV had to offer this year, the moments, shows, and people that...
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Burial Messed Up So Many Year-End Lists With His Surprise EP, ‘Rival Dealer’
Reason #2,390 why you should wait until the last second to publish your “best songs of the year” list: you never know when Burial is going to release new music. Last year, the London-based electronic...
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Recall The Best (And Worst) The Internet Had To Offer In 2013 With The...
Here’s a fun game: how many references can you spot in “YouTube Rewind: What Does 2013 Say?” a mashup of some of the year’s most viral videos? If it’s over 10, then congratulations, you’re that many...
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The ‘Duck Dynasty’ Christmas Album Is Really, Really, Really Popular
Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas, the officially licensed holiday soundtrack for A&E’s mega-popular Duck Dynasty, was released to Walmart aisle sevens on October 29, 2013. As we inch...
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Celebration Day: Led Zeppelin Is Now On Spotify
Spotify may not pay enough in royalties and some respected musicians say they’re the “last desperate fart of a dying corpse,” but now they’re mobile AND they’ve got Led Zeppelin, so…? For years, the...
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New Kim Was Fired From Pixies Because Pixies Aren’t Allowed To Have Fun
Out with the Old Kim, in with the New Kim, out with the New Kim, in with the someone not named Kim. Only a few months after original bassist Kim Deal quit the band, the Pixies’ replacement bass...
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We Should Be All So Lucky As To Get A ‘Facehugger’ Scarf For Christmas
The great thing about the Facehugger Scarf is that it works for both family members you love and workmates you hate but still have to purchase a Secret Santa present for. For the family: “Sister, I...
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Not-At-All Creepy Plastic Surgeon Uses His Daughters As Living Billboards
Hey Brittani (of course) Niccole, do you think it’s weird that your father has been performing plastic surgery on you since you were 10 years old, including nose and boob jobs? “Some people say,...
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The Original Pizza-Themed Band Is ‘Gonna Kill’ Macaulay Culkin’s Pizza...
In New York City, there’s Ray’s Pizza. There’s also Ray’s Original Pizza, Famous Ray’s Pizza, and World-Famous Original Ray’s Pizza. They all claim to be the first, the greatest, the greasiest (in...
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What’s On Tonight: Everyone Argue About ‘Love Actually’
Love Actually (AMC, 8 p.m.) — A lot of people love Love Actually, a lot of people hate Love Actually, even more people laugh at Sheriff Rick with his cards. “To me, you are CCCOOOORRRRAAALLLL.” The...
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Beyoncé Just Released A Super Secret New Album
Might as well listen to Beyoncé’s super secret surprise new “visual album,” named BEYONCÉ obviously, now, so you can have an informed opinion on it when Becky in Marketing (and everyone) asks you,...
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10 Things Everyone Should Know About America’s Favorite Dad, John Goodman
If John Goodman wanted to host SNL every week, he could. Or if not host, at least show up in one sketch, playing whichever large, loud man Bobby Moynihan isn’t capable of pulling off. Goodman is,...
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A Police Chief Wrote A Letter To Kanye West Asking Him To ‘Check Yourself...
A few days ago, Kanye West told a radio host that “I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk…I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or...
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A One-Limbed Teen Does His Best ‘Walking Dead’ Zombie Impression To Scare...
Nick Santonastasso was born with one arm and no legs. But that wasn’t his biggest disadvantage in life: growing up in New Jersey was. He’s persevered, though, spending his days in the Zach Braffiest...
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The Main Takeaway From Beyoncé’s New Album: Beyoncé Is Really Good At Sex
No wonder Jay’s smiling. It’s only been twelve hours since Beyoncé made all the Long Island girls feel empowered with her super secret new album, Beyoncé, but one thing is already clear: you haven’t...
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Meet The Rich Brat Who Killed 4 People While Driving Drunk But Is Too Sick...
On June 15, 2013, 16-year-old Ethan Couch was driving his pickup truck nearly 70 miles-per-hour in a 40 MPH zone. He was drunk, with a blood alcohol content of 0.24, or nearly three times the legal...
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Drake Dropped A Jenna Maroney Quote In His New Song With Beyoncé
I’ll say this about Beyoncé: it’s the best album of the year where a black Canadian rapper who once dated Rihanna and starred on a soap opera for teens references a long-running NBC sitcom starring...
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Kendrick Lamar Really Was At EVERY Music Festival In 2013
If you didn’t see Kendrick Lamar in 2013, you have no one to blame but yourself, unless you were in a coma, in which case, still no excuse. The good kid was in every mad city this year, playing 171...
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