Watch A Criminal Steal A TV From Target On His Getaway Vehicle, His Skateboard
It didn’t have to end this way. The “white male in his 20s, about 5 feet 11 inches tall and 150 pounds” shouldn’t have gotten away with stealing a 32-inch LCD TV on his “getaway vehicle [with] brown...
View Article10 Better Ways Of Spending The $10,000 Jezebel Paid For Untouched Lena Dunham...
There are no winners here. Anna Wintour put Lena Dunham on the cover of Vogue, and Photoshopped out all the physical imperfections that make Dunham, y’know, a human being. Meanwhile, Jezebel offered...
View ArticleCloud Nothings Debuted Their Kick-Ass New Album Last Night. Hear It Here.
One of the year’s most anticipated albums is out earlier than anyone expected. Sort of. Last night in Brooklyn, the great Cloud Nothings played their new eight-track album, the follow-up to the...
View ArticleA British Reality Show In Which Couples Have Sex In A Box Is Coming To The U.S.
The Beatles. The Office. Monty Python. Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast. For decades, America has lovingly embraced British culture, their bands, their TV, their movies, their...
View ArticleAmerican Apparel’s Female Mannequins Are Going Au Naturel For Valentine’s Day
Once the clock hit midnight on January 1, 2014, the remnants of Christmas were either stored away for 11 months, or thrown into the incinerator. A new year means a new batch of holidays for grocery,...
View ArticleThe Woman With The World-Famous Instagram Butt Gives Rare Video Interview
Jen Selter is famous for the most predictable of reasons in an entirely new way. Her undeniable attractiveness made her a pseudo-celebrity, which is the old, but her “fanbase” is made up of nearly-two...
View ArticleThe Best Of Bill Murray’s Reddit AMA
In which Bill Murry takes time out of his busy schedule dropping in on random quinceañeras in Iowa to answer questions about Garfield, sandwich, fan interactions, Lost in Translation, and SNL for...
View ArticleMorena Baccarin Told Craig Ferguson About The Boys Who Pee In Her Face
It’s a shame that Homeland‘s Jessica Brady is such a waste of a character, because as any Firefly fan knows, Morena Baccarin is kind of awesome. She’s everything that Jessica’s not: charming, funny,...
View ArticleMadonna Probably Could Have Used A Less Awful Word To Describe Her Son
Madonna wants so bad to be The Cool Mom. She thinks she’s being hip and With It, but instead, she lingers around her son and his friends for a little too long, never quite taking the hint that they...
View ArticleCome See These 35 Amazing Behind-The-Scenes ‘Ghostbusters’ Photos, Then Kick Ass
On June 8th, the movie that made every teenage boy try to become as much of a lovable jackass as Bill Murray, Ghostbusters, celebrates its 30th anniversary. That’s 30 years of “he slimed me,” 30 years...
View ArticleWho Said No To ‘The O.C.’ Cast Reunion…Bitch?
The world doesn’t want an O.C. reunion — the world needs an O.C. reunion. But some monsters are saying no. “I think it would be cool to do something, but I know there’s a lot of cast members that...
View ArticleCurrent ‘Bachelor’ Juan Pablo Galavis Thinks Gay People Are Perverts Who...
It’s hard to take a reality TV star whose name sounds like a brand of salsa seriously, but that’s exactly what people are doing with comments made by The Bachelor‘s Juan Pablo Galavis to the TV Page....
View ArticleIdris Elba, Lena Dunham Had The Perfect Response To A Stranger’s Flirty Text
I hope an American late-night show steals this idea because damn, it’s a good one: during this week’s episode of The Graham Norton Show, the titular host asked his audience if anyone had any flirty...
View ArticleParents, Lock Up Your Medicine Cabinets: Justin Bieber Is Addicted To Sizzurp
Won’t somebody think of the children(‘s couch medicine)? The always-reliable TMZ reports that Justin Bieber is not only addicted to life, he’s also hooked on sizzurp. For those who haven’t listened to...
View ArticleNatalie Dormer And Brad Pitt Showed Up With The Same Horrible Haircut At The...
You’re forgiven if you forget that the SAG Awards are happening right now — I guarantee 84% of the at-home audience is only watching because they’re doing something else and need background noise —...
View ArticleCuba Gooding Jr. Pulled A Kanye At The SAG Awards
Twelve years ago today, Snow Dogs came out. It was a dud. Still, those days must look pretty good to Cuba Gooding Jr. now, who closed off the SAG Awards by pulling a Kanye, assuming “pulling a Kanye”...
View ArticleDrake Got The Bar Mitzvah Every Black Jewish Boy Dreams Of On ‘SNL’
SNL’s monologue wasn’t as mindblowing as Drake as Lil Wayne as Urkel: But still, mazel tov, Aubrey Drake Grahamsteinberg. Drake Monologue – SNL 1-18-14 by IdolxMuzic
View ArticleDrake As Lil Wayne As Steve Urkel On ‘SNL’ Is All That Matters
Finally, a sketch bold enough to call out Urkel: “did I do that?” Yes, you almost always did. The highlight of last night’s Drake-hosted SNL, give or take a monologue, was “Before They Were Stars,” an...
View Article‘SNL’ Recap: Is Drake The Next Justin Timberlake?
Drake tries so hard, you guys. He labors over his lyrics, taking months where other rappers take weeks, and even when he’s out of the recording studio, and in Studio 8H, it’s clear he wants to impress...
View ArticleDid A ‘Breaking Bad’ Actor Do The Nazi Salute At The SAG Awards?
While not nearly as controversial as Natalie Dormer’s haircut, it appears as if a Breaking Bad actor did the Nazi salute during the otherwise-pointless SAG Awards last night. Some context: earlier in...
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