Two ‘Star Trek’ Fans Broke Into The ‘Next Generation’ Set And Ruined Everything
It’s every fan’s dream: to commit trespassing and mess around, and ruin, your favorite show’s set. Oh, the hours I’ve spent dreaming about all the things I’d do at Central Perk: poop in the...
View ArticleMeet Aella, The Cam Girl Who Poses In The Nude With Lawn Gnomes
Once upon a time, in 2012, a young woman named Aella had an idea. Hundreds of females showed off their bodies on Reddit Gone Wild every day, but rarely did they use props. So, to distinguish herself,...
View Article‘Parks And Recreation’ Has Been Renewed For A Seventh Season
Maybe Amy Poehler’s dream is going to come true after all. Today was NBC’s turn at the TCAs — we’ll have a full recap later today, but here’s the most important bit of news to come out of Robert...
View ArticleNBC Picked Their Next Musical, Ordered Amy Poehler’s Pilot With Natasha Lyonne
Let’s rank NBC’s non-Parks and Recreation TCAs news, from most to least exciting. Amy Poehler has inked a three-year overall deal with NBC and Universal TV, the studio behind [Parks and Recreation]....
View ArticleJoel McHale’s Fight With Alison Brie About The NFC Championship Game Is Adorable
Oh, did I say adorable? I meant, I suddenly have a weird thing for Colin Kaepernick. I shudder to think what this divide means for the future of Community. No six seasons, no movie. Via Gillian...
View ArticleIt Wasn’t A Good Idea For The Local News Team To Interview This Teen Stoner
It was the best idea. Last week in Topeka, Kansas, a student was arrested for trying to hire a gunman to kill resource officers at the high school he attended. If you’re a local news team looking to...
View ArticleAmerica’s 10 Favorite TV Personalities Reveal A Country Split In Two
There’s Internet beloved and real-life beloved. For instance, Community has a massive following on the Internet, but say the words “E Pluribus Anus” in public, and you’ll be met with confused looks...
View ArticleShrimp Mayonnaise Doritos Will Be The Death Of Us All
This is why humans shouldn’t play God: This latest entry in the never-ending Doritos Gourmet series features the inimitable flavor of rich mayonnaise and the “full-bodied mellow, sweet taste of...
View ArticleNina Agdal Stars In The Year’s Sexiest Commercial, For Beer Or Something
BROS. I have good news, and I have great news. First, the good: I hooked up with Regina Reacharound last night. Now, the great: the Entourage movie has started filming. I haven’t been this excited...
View ArticleJimmy Fallon Has Picked His First ‘Tonight Show’ Musical Guest
Jimmy Fallon will take over as the host of The Tonight Show in less than a month, on February 17th, and he’s already nabbed his first musical guest, U2. The booking makes sense — U2 has an album...
View ArticleKanye West Opened Up To Steve McQueen About The Grammys, ’12 Years A Slave’
Interview Magazine, a.k.a. that big-ass magazine that always comes ripped and folded in your mailbox because it’s so huge, wisely asked director Steve McQueen to interview Kanye West. They spoke on...
View ArticleHow Rare Is It For A Long-Running Sitcom To Still Be As Great As ‘Parks And...
Over the weekend, NBC unofficially renewed Parks and Recreation for a seventh season. No other details have been revealed yet, like for how many episodes and when, but by May of next year we should...
View Article15 Horrifying Life Lessons We Learned From David Lynch
What do you think a birthday party for David Lynch looks like? I imagine the walls are painted to look like scabs, and instead of a cake, there’s a massive pile of coffee grounds with worms crawling...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘Archer Vice’ And The Powerpuff Girls
Adventure Time (Cartoon Network, 7 p.m.) — When Finn tries to replace his sword with a grass sword, he learns the new one is cursed, because Pendleton Ward was high as f*ck when he came up with that...
View ArticleTwo Special Guests Joined George R.R. Martin At His Public ‘Game Of Thrones’...
For weeks now, George R.R. Martin has been hosting public screenings of Game of Thrones at his movie theater in Santa Fe, New Mexico, presumably between monologues about wieners. It’s a fun...
View ArticleThis MLK Day Photo Of A Rich White Lady Sitting On A Naked Black Woman Didn’t...
If you’re rich and white, it’s probably best not to photograph yourself sitting on another human being, especially a nude human being, especially a black woman, ESPECIALLY on Martin Luther King Jr....
View ArticleHow Long Did It Take Until The First Sex Scene On 12 Notable HBO Shows?
The most shocking thing about Woody Harrelson and Alexandra Daddario’s sex scene on True Detective: it took until the second episode to happen. Not only between those characters, but any of the show’s...
View ArticleKristen Bell Showed Her Awful Bust To Conan Last Night
Conan’s one unlucky fellow: he got to see Kristen Bell’s bust. No, not THAT bust, but Bell’s Veronica Mars bust, which was apparently designed by a blind man with too much corpse makeup and too little...
View Article…And Justice For None: The 10 Worst Snubs In Grammy History
I feel weird giving credit to the award show that hands out trophies even hotel bellmen don’t want, but in recent years, the Grammys haven’t been as hilariously out-of-date as they usually are. Take a...
View ArticleThis Couple Had A Damn Fine ‘Twin Peaks’ Themed Wedding
We should all be so lucky as to theme our weddings around our favorite TV shows. The possibilities are endless: blue rock candy party favors for Breaking Bad buffs, Let’s Potato Chips instead of...
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