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The New Trend All The Cool Kids Are Doing: Snorting Smarties
Kids snorting Smarties isn’t on the level of vodka-soaked tampons, but it does give outraged parents an excuse to say, “Don’t be a dumb-dumb, don’t snort Smarties,” so it’s a real, DEADLY trend. Feel...
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The Krusty Burger Was Voted One Of The Most Influential Burgers Of All Time
Can’t type, eating. The 17 Most Influential Burgers of All Time 17. The Krusty Burger The fictional Simpsons hangout was so popular, it became a real-life restaurant in 2013, when Universal Studios...
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It Took The Internet A Day To Solve A 20-Year-Old Mystery Involving...
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You Definitely Need To Hear Noel Gallagher’s NSFW Thoughts On Oasis’ Music...
Noel Gallagher is the Tom Servo of criticizing Oasis. Next drink’s on us for whoever made the supercut of Noel’s Time Flies commentary on his band’s old videos, including “Supersonic,” “Don’t Look...
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Justin Bieber Arrested In Miami For Drag Racing, DUI
I guess Selena was onto something: boi, u need help. According to NBC Miami, Menace 2 society Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday morning in Miami for drag racing and DUI. (Now with video.)...
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Say Goodbye To Troy Barnes With This ‘Community,’ Childish Gambino Mashup
Tonight is Donald Glover’s final episode of Community. Excuse me for a moment. This both sucks and blows. Even in the dark days of Community (pretty much the entire time he and Britta are dating), his...
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The Paranoid Belieber Death Cult Has Already Started The ‘Free Justin Bieber’...
It took all of 0.00000009 seconds after news broke that Justin Bieber was arrested for the first “FREE JUSTIN BIEBER” to show up on Twitter. It would soon be followed by messages of “pics or it didn’t...
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Did You Know That A Supertramp Album From 1979 Predicted 9/11?
Every so often, this musical conspiracy, every bit as insane as The Simpsons/September 11 truthers, will go viral again, but it’s always worth discussing. After all, it’s not every day a British...
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Who Did It Better: Disclosure Ft. Mary J. Blige Vs. Danny Brown Ft. Purity...
Last night, we were treated to a pair of stellar collaborations. First, Disclosure and Mary J. Blige teamed up to make a visually striking music video for “F for You,” then Danny Brown made his...
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Andy Dwyer’s Ode To Jean Claude Van Damme In ‘Sudden Death’ Is Pure Awesomesauce
Well, that was easy: all those “best-of music in 2014″ lists that will be published in December? They’re pointless. The year’s best song is already here, and it’s Andy Dwyer singing about the...
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Meet The NFL Player-Dating Model Who Was With Justin Bieber When He Was Arrested
Her name is Chantel Jeffries. She’s public enemy #1 for every Belieber, because she was in the car with the Swaggiest of Bros when he was arrested this morning in Miami. If @bieberlova69 had been...
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Will The Grammys Finally Right A 25-Year Wrong?
It’s been 25 years since the Grammy acknowledged this thing called “rap” for the first time, when the inaugural Grammy for Best Rap Performance went to DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince’s “Parents...
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The Lonely Island And Tegan And Sara Built A Song For ‘The Lego Movie’
In defiance of everything we know about crass commercialization, The Lego Movie actually looks…pretty great. The cast is stacked with some of our favorite people (Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth...
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What’s On Tonight: Goodbye Troy Barnes, Hello Rake
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — You may not have heard, but it’s Donald Glover’s final episode. Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market,...
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Two Very Famous Faces Showed Up In The Greatest ‘Greatest Event In Television...
Why was last night’s Greatest Event in Television History the greatest Greatest Event in Television History? Three reasons: a) Adam Scott and Paul Rudd dressed up as Bosom Buddies, obviously. b)...
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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Geothermal Escapism’ That Are Streets Ahead
This is a weird thing to say, but: I couldn’t wait until “Geothermal Escapism” was done with the chair fights and orbs and The Warriors tribes and bubbles. Not that I didn’t enjoy all that, but it was...
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Treat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
“Farmers Market” was half a great episode. The good half, Andy booking a gig at a kid’s birthday party with help from April and the Ann is pregnant scenes involving Ron, and the bad, Leslie and Ben’s...
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#RejectedGrammyCategories Has Some Suggestions For Improving The Grammys
One way to make the Grammys watchable: give real awards to real rappers. Another, better way: let the Internet choose the categories. On last night’s @midnight, Chris Hardwick’s late-night game show...
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No Age Went On ‘Late Show’ And Kicked Letterman’s Ass
Figuratively, of course. David Letterman consistently books lesser known, but deserving rock bands, including last night, when L.A. skate punks No Age visited Late Show to play a song from their 2013...
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Farrah Abraham Still Doesn’t Know The Difference Between A Sex Tape And A Porno
Farrah Abraham didn’t make a sex tape, she was the star of a porno. This is obvious to everyone but her, but she’s told herself her version of the truth so many times that she’s starting to believe...
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