Clik here to view.
What’s On Tonight: Louis C.K. Says ‘F*ck You’ To David Letterman
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — The mother reveals how she met Ted, before she became the Mama Eastside to his Teddy Westside, and what she’s been up to over the past eight years. Hollywood Game...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Ted’s Two Best Girlfriends Take Over The Credits In Tonight’s ‘How I Met Your...
As you all know, Summer > Anna, but equally obvious is Cindy/The Mother > Ted’s other girlfriends. On tonight’s How I Met Your Mother, entitled “How Your Mother Met Me,” we see what life’s been...
View ArticleClik here to view.
R.I.P. Legendary Folk Musician Pete Seeger
Pete Seeger, the great folk singer and greater man who used his fame to do good in this world, died yesterday of natural causes at the age of 94. Seeger’s musical impact is astounding: he either wrote...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Jonathan Banks Has Joined The Cast Of ‘Better Call Saul’
We know very little about Better Call Saul, other than it’s premiering in November and it MIGHT feature courtroom scenes, so based on today’s news, that Breaking Bad‘s Jonathan Banks has joined the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
8 Old Halftime Show Gimmicks The Super Bowl Should Use Again
The most exciting thing that can be said about the halftime performers for Sunday’s Super Bowl XLVIII, Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chili Peppers, is, “Eh, at least they’re not the Black Eyed Peas.” Neither...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The White House Petition To Deport Justin Bieber Has Over 60,000 Signatures
Justin Bieber has over 49 million Twitter followers, 12 million of whom are actual people and not bots created by an angry Russian teenager who hopes that one day, Bieber will finally click on...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Predicting The 5 Best (And 10 Worst) TV Pilots For 2014-2015 Based On Premise...
Would you believe me if I told you that this time next year, you might not only be watching, but ENJOYING a sitcom called Fatrick? That’s a terrible, awful, no-good name for anything, but the show...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Can You Hear The ‘Demon’ Voice That Cops In Indiana Are Taking Very Seriously?
Do you see that speck of what could be a person in the photo above, to the right? That smudge and a phone recording have police officers in Gary, Indiana, chasing after demons. It all began in 2012,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Grammy-Winning Band Was Terrified Trent Reznor’s Tweet Was Directed At Them
When Trent Reznor tweeted, “Music’s biggest night…to be disrespected. A heartfelt F*CK YOU guys” on Sunday night, the fellas in Vampire Weekend thought the Nine Inch Nails frontman was pissed at them,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Remember ALF? He’s Back…In Delta’s New In-Flight Safety Video.
The ridiculous airfares, the excessive baggage fees, the lack of name-brand pretzels, the underpaid flight attendants. It’s all ALF’s fault. Let me explain: as a response to Virgin America’s...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Best Of George Clooney’s Reddit AMA
I like to imagine that this conversation took place between Bill Murray and George Clooney. “So, there’s this website, George, it’s called Reddit. They have this thing called an Ask Me Anything, where...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Louis C.K. Told Jon Stewart About The Time His Website Was Nothing But Porn
Considering this your daily reminder that Tomorrow Night, the black-and-white film Louis C.K. made in 1998 with Steve Carell, JB Smoove, Wanda Sykes, Amy Poehler, and Conan O’Brien, will be available...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Here’s What It Would Look Like If The Cable Guy From Porn Worked For Time Warner
A brief sampling of reviews for Time Warner, taken from Yelp: I’m already overpaying you for your slower-than-average-speed-in-Poland internet service. I suppose you were going to make me pay for the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A ‘Skinny White Girl’ Had An Existential Crisis While Doing Yoga With A Black...
“It Happened To Me: There Are No Black People In My Yoga Classes And I’m Suddenly Feeling Uncomfortable With It.” That headline would be peak trolling, if the accompanying essay wasn’t so painfully...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Watch All Of Sunday’s Super Bowl Ads Now, So You’ll Have Time To Pee Then
Watching Super Bowl commercials during, y’know, the Super Bowl sucks. Ad breaks are when you pee, grab a beer, or fill up your plate with another slop of pulled pork; they’re for anything but actually...
View ArticleClik here to view.
There’s An Entire Tumblr Dedicated To GIFs Of Taylor Swift’s Awkward Dancing
Taylor Swift is the living embodiment of “dance like nobody’s watching,” especially when EVERYBODY is watching, like they were during the Grammys on Sunday. Whether it’s genuine or cold, calculated...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The First Video For The Religion Based On Kanye West, Yeezianity, Is A...
“But, like, all religion is a twisted fantasy, ya heard?” — Deep Thoughts with Kanye As Kanye West attempts to convince the world that he is the greatest that has ever been or ever will be at both...
View ArticleClik here to view.
This Fake Red Hot Chili Peppers Song Is Better Than Most Real Red Hot Chili...
In one of the best episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! from 2013, Zach Galifianakis and Jon Daly introduced host Scott Aukerman to their Red Hot Chili Peppers fan club, the Pepper Men. At one point, Daly...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Anna Kendrick Wonders Whether She’s ‘Beer Commercial Hot’ In A Beer Commercial
That dumb Chevy commercial with the cows? It cost $4 million, the price of a 30-second commercial for this year’s Super Bowl. That was too much money for Newcastle to promote their Brown Ale, though,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Scarred Tissue: 10 Living Musicians Who Should Probably Be Dead
Since forming in 1983, 14 men have been able to call themselves a Red Hot Chili Pepper, which is a ridiculous statement, but hey, free socks. Only half of the current lineup, the one that will be...
View Article