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You Better Act Quick If You Want To Reserve A Table At White Castle On...
“Waiter? Over here. Waiter? Yes, my lovely lady and I, we are on a date, and we chose this romantic establishment, this castle made of white, to have our Valentine’s Day dinner. We’re ready to order,...
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The Identity Of The Supreme On ‘American Horror Story’ Was In The Opening...
Where the first two seasons of American Horror Story, “Murder House” and “Asylum,” succeeded in being campy, yet extremely enjoyable messes, “Coven” was a straight-up disaster. The season highlight...
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Here’s How You Can Get Heroin Instead Of A Happy Meal Toy At McDonald’s
We promised you McDonald’s heroin, we give you McDonald’s heroin. All you have to do is: travel back in time, to before an informant snitched on a Pittsburgh McDonald’s, where all junkies had to do to...
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Love For Doritos Was The ‘American Hustle’ Wardrobe...
When American Hustle’s Oscar-nominated costume designer Michael Wilkinson told Vanity Fair‘s Krista Smith that Jennifer Lawrence “is a very…let’s say…raw and intuitive young lady” at a recent...
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Is Justin Bieber The World’s Most Hated Pop Star? An Investigation.
As much as Darren Rovell wishes to the contrary, hate can’t truly be quantified. What is hate? No mind. What is mind? No matter. But that doesn’t mean it’s not fun to try to put a numerical figure on...
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Why Hasn’t HBO Started Selling Beer Can Men From ‘True Detective’ Yet?
Here’s a conversation that happened online between two employed adult men earlier this week: Man #1 i thought about doing a “SELL RUST COHLE BEER CAN MEN” post. i would buy one yesterday Man #2: i...
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David Letterman Couldn’t Say The Name Of The Song Against Me! Played Last Night
There are many great songs with “f*ck” in the title. “Too Drunk to F*ck” by Dead Kennedys. “F*ck wit’ Dre Day (and Everybody’s Celebratin’)” by Dr. Dre. “F*ck and Run” by Liz Phair. “F*ck Tha Police”...
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This Sexy Australian PSA Promises A Horrible Death To Students Who Skip School
It starts normal enough. Sexy guy and girl go to a sexy beach in sexy Australia. They frolic in the sexy sand with their sexy friends. The sexy music is carefree, the sexy sun is turning their sexy...
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This Band’s Music Was Used As A Torture Method, So They Sent The Government...
Music is an effective method of torture. The mere thought of being forced to listen to Smash Mouth’s “I’m a Believer” at an eardrum-splitting volume is enough to make me want to reveal how I’ve been...
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What’s On Tonight: Double The Alison Brie
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — “As Annie prepares the…” (PREPARES THE WHAT, OUR HONEYMOON?!?) “…cafeteria…” (oh) “…for the midterm dance, she and Pofessor Hickey must deal with the head custodian, the head...
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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Analysis Of Cork-Based Networking’ That Are...
Poor Troy. When I mentioned “double Brie” during yesterday’s What’s On Tonight, I didn’t know how right I was: the lovely Brie Larson made her grand return to Community in an episode largely dominated...
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Treat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
Now THAT was the episode of Parks and Recreation I’ve been waiting for. I’ve been a little let down by this season, or at least the last couple of episodes, but “Ann and Chris” was everything Parks...
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‘Should I Kiss Him?’ Aaron Paul Met Bill Murray & Rob Thomas At A Kings Of...
I have many questions about this photo, snapped last night at a Kings of Leon concert in New York: 1. Do you think Bill Murray has seen Breaking Bad? 2. Doesn’t Bill Murray seem like the kind of guy...
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‘The Simpsons’ Predicted This Year’s Super Bowl Back In 2005
Homer Simpson has had a lot of jobs in his life, most of them wildly successful for a week, then never mentioned again. There’s safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation...
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Rihanna & Shakira Get Intimate In The Sexiest Music Video Since The Last...
Rihanna seems like a fun person to spend time with. When she’s not being the “realest since Tupac” with Charlamagne Tha God, she’s hanging out with Shakira, lounging in bed with her, touching butts,...
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Puppy Conan Is The Redheaded Step-Puppy Of The Puppy Bowl, Now With Puppy Bieber
Meet your 2014 Puppy Conan lineup: they’re the hosts with the most AWW: Puppy Conan and Puppy Andy. He’s gonna get lucky tonight…with your leg: Puppy Pharrell. Don’t get him started on the gay...
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The Uncensored Ending Of ‘South Park’s Infamous Muhammad Episode Has Finally...
South Park has always courted its fair share of controversy, ever since a 10-year-old got an anal probe, but one of its most HOT SOUTHPARK TAKES came in 2011, during the two-part “200″ and 201″ epic....
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ApologetiX Is Your New Favorite Christian Rock Parody Band
Parody songs aren’t just for Weird Al fans (so, Jews) anymore. Like the Three Wise Men before them, who brought Jesus presents of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, ApologetiX, a Pittsburgh-based group...
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Someone Should Turn This ‘Friends’ Script Written By An 8-Year-Old Into A Movie
Could the Friends reunion rumors BE any omnipresent? No, they can’t, because it seems like every week, there’s a new unsourced quote from someone who once saw David Schwimmer at a car wash that a...
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St. Vincent Gets Her Future Hair On In The ‘Digital Witness’ Music Video
The music video for St. Vincent’s Chino Moya-directed “Digital Witness,” takes place in “a surreal and futuristic world in which action is synchronized, replicated and repeated,” which means: FUTURE...
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