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Bill Maher Joked That There Should Be A ‘Mass Shooting’ At The Country Music...
During the New Rules segment (think of it as a far more politicized New No-Nos) on last night’s Real Time, host Bill Maher joked that since liberals forwarded their (f)agenda during the 56th Annual...
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Read A Disgusting Email Sent Out By A Fraternity Bro To ‘Save The Sluts’
Why can’t they all be “c*nt punt”? At least that email had the generosity to be a fun read, unlike the horror-porn sent out by an anonymous Sigma Chi fraternity brother over the Zeta Upsilon Chapter’s...
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A Message To Those Who Hate Green Day’s ‘Dookie’ On Its 20th Anniversary
Twenty years ago today, on February 1, 1994, Green Day’s Dookie taught an entire generation that being a lazy masturbator could be an effective business plan, so long as you could play a sweet bass...
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Dave Grohl, Sarah Silverman, Louis C.K. Helped Wish Howard Stern A Happy 60th...
Howard Stern threw himself a belated 60th birthday party last night at New York’s Hammerstein Ballroom, and he invited the oddest assortment of guests. The famous faces you’d expect to be there were...
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A Comedian Dressed As An Apple Store Employee To Mess With Customers
The average person knows very little about technology. Sure, we know how to dim our iPhones so that the person next to us can’t see the AWFUL things we’re looking at, but how does said dimming work? I...
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Breaking News: DMX Wants To Pee On George Zimmerman’s Face
In the first entry in the hopefully-recurring series People Whose Faces DMX Wants to Pee On, DMX wants to pee on George Zimmerman’s face. DMX says he’ll be jailed if promoters allow him to step in a...
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Please Enjoy This Drunk Guy Screaming The Lyrics To ‘Get Low’ On A Subway
I’d like to know what happened in the hours preceding the filming of this video. Where did this guy come from? How drunk is he? Had he heard “Get Low” earlier that evening, or has it been stuck in his...
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Dylan Farrow Wrote An Open Letter About Being Sexually Abused By Woody Allen
Before Dylan Farrow’s open letter in the New York Times begins, there’s a letter from the editor. It reads in part, “In 1993, accusations that Woody Allen had abused his adoptive daughter, Dylan...
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Some Old Friends (And One Husband) Returned To Say Goodbye To Seth Meyers On...
And so ends Seth Meyers’s tyrannical reign as SNL‘s head writer. His Late Night begins February 24, and to his help ease his departure, some old friends dropped by Weekend Update to say goodbye,...
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Kendrick Lamar And Imagine Dragons Are The New Jay Z And Linkin Park On ‘SNL’
Imagine Dragons? Eh. But Imagine Dragons with Kendrick Lamar? Sure! With an emphasis on the Kendrick. The pair teamed up again on tonight’s hit-and-miss SNL; it wasn’t quite as out-of-nowhere good as...
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Watch A Mormon PSA That Compares Masturbators To Wounded Soldiers
We all know masturbation is bad for us. That’s a tough life lesson we learned from Ricky’s mom. But just how bad is it? Well, imagine you’re in The Great War, except instead of using bandages to cover...
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We’ll Toast To That: Mila Kunis Is The New Face Of Jim Beam
Mila Kunis has been hired as the new face of Jim Bean, after the last guy they booked nearly bankrupt the company from drinking their entire supply. The bourbon-pros made it official last week, and...
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Philip Seymour Hoffman Was Found Dead In His New York City Apartment
According to the Wall Street Journal, actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, one of Hollywood’s finest and most uniquely weird actors, has died at the age of 46. More on this story as it develops, including...
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Which Girl’s Guide To The Super Bowl Is More Condescending?
That screencap comes from News 12 Brooklyn. Meanwhile, another Brooklyn, Decker, wrote something equally patronizing for Harper’s Bazaar. (She’s since apologized.) It’s the “Girly Guide to the Super...
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Watch A Supercut Of The Great Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Creepiest Scenes
When you think of Philip Seymour Hoffman, what’s the first movie of his to come to mind? For me, it’s Happiness, and yes, I know that’s messed up. Hoffman was brilliant in nearly all of his films —...
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Who Wore It Best: Joe Namath Or IKEA Monkey?
Trick question: Joe Namath is wearing IKEA Monkey. Banner via @darth
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JCPenney’s Twitter Account Is Either Drunk, Hacked, Or Both
Pictured: JCPenney’s social media manager. At this point, Broncos would be happy to get a tough down. Anyway, could this be intentional, to get websites like ours to talk about their BRAND #BRAND?...
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The ‘Seinfeld’ Reunion Is Actually ‘Seinfeld’ Actors In Cars Getting Coffee
After all that talk about a SECRET SEINFELD REUNION, with rumors ranging from another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm to guest appearances from the Weekend at Bernie’d corpse of George Steinbrenner...
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An Inoffensive Coke Commercial Has Sparked An Offensive Trending Topic
It’s not often you sympathize with a #BRAND, but that’s what happens when thousands of idiots are calling for a boycott because Coke had the GALL to have non-Americans sing “America the Beautiful” in...
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A 9/11 Truther Invaded The Post-Super Bowl Press Conference
“You’ve just won the Super Bowl MVP, Malcolm Smith. What are you going to do next?” “I’M GOING TO HAVE MY PRESS CONFERENCE BE UPSTAGED BY A 9/11 TRUTHER. The maybe go to Disney World, if there’s time....
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