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89-Year-Old Elaine Stritch Said ‘F*ck’ On ‘The Today Show,’ Because She’s...
The best thing about being an 89-year-old famous person is that you can pretty much do whatever you want. Wear glasses the size of a tuna can? Sure. Always get the last word? Of course. Go on the...
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Ranking 50 SI Swimsuit Issue Covers, From Most To Least Swimsuit Showing
SI Vault Kate Upton wasn’t on the cover of the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue — she was on the back. But, with all due respect to Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal, and Lily Aldridge, she could have...
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One Of The Founding Members Of Devo, Bob Casale, Has Died
Getty Image Sad news for fans of energy domes and art-punk: guitarist Bob Casale, one of the founding members of Devo (pictured above, second to the left), has died from conditions that lead to heart...
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Stevie Nicks Has Written A Poem For ‘Each Of The Characters’ On ‘Game Of...
Getty Image When her mom died and she got pneumonia in late 2011, Stevie Nicks found solace in Game of Thrones. The Fleetwood Mac singer quickly burned through season one on DVD, which “took my mind...
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Kate Upton In Zero Gravity Is Out Of This World
All the billions of dollars, all the Apollos, all the labor, all the research: they were all worth for it, so we, as humans in 2014, could watch Kate Upton spin around in a bikini in zero gravity for...
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The Guardian Thinks Patrick Stewart Is Gay. Gee, We Can’t Imagine Why.
Unlike the time they mistook the NCC-1701-D for the NCC-1701-E, it won’t be easy to forgive the Guardian for identifying Sir Patrick Stewart as a gay man, as they did yesterday in an article about...
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Here’s Weezer’s First New Song In Three Years, ‘Back To The Shack’
If you don’t pay attention to those pesky lyrics, Weezer’s first new song in three years, “Back to the Shack,” which they debuted aboard last week’s Weezer Cruise, is as good as anything they’ve...
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Bret Easton Ellis And Kanye West Are Working On The Most Insufferable Movie...
Podcastone Bret Easton Ellis and Kanye West, two men who can’t remember the last time they spoke with, not at, someone, are working on a movie together. That’s according to Ellis in an interview with...
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A Utah Mom Thought Of The Children And Bought An Entire Stock Of...
While you were not thinking of the children, a Utah mom WAS thinking of the children, hers specifically, when she bought an entire stock of shirts from PacSun that she deemed indecent and...
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We Now Know Which Actor Took Taylor Swift’s Virginity And Made Her See ‘Red’
Do you hate yourself for knowing every word to “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”? Well, don’t blame Taylor Swift — it’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s fault. Back in 2010, Swift and Gyllenhaal began...
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Getting Banned From ‘SNL’: The Exact Moment That Got 10 Performers...
If you’re lucky enough to make it onto SNL, as a performer, host, or musical guest, you do not want to piss off Lorne Michaels. Otherwise, that will be your last time on SNL. That’s when you start...
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Aziz Ansari & Chelsea Peretti Are Raising Money For A New York Comic Who Was...
YouCaring On February 13, Liza Dye, a comedian who regularly performs with Upright Citizens Brigade, slipped and fell onto the New York City subway tracks…just as the B train was coming. Dye somehow...
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Bruce Springsteen Was Born To Cover INXS And AC/DC In Australia
Lucky Aussies. Not only do they “enjoy” the most food in the world, save for the good ol’ U-S-A, they also get Bruce Springsteen covers of INXS and AC/DC songs. The Boss has been making the rounds of...
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‘The Yellow King’ Is The Fourth Highest Selling Book On Amazon Right Now
True Detective Day (OK, month) on UPROXX has lead us toward Amazon’s Best Sellers list, where coming in behind titles from John Green, Ian Smith (the author of Super Shred: The Big Results Diet: 4...
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Reminder: Taran Killam & Hannibal Buress Will Announce The Bonnaroo 2014...
Two of our favorite comedians, Taran Killam and Hannibal Buress, will announce the lineup for one of the best festivals, Bonnaroo, at 9 p.m. EST tonight. Also on the bill, which is a weird thing to...
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An Anonymous Artist Is Drawing Random People’s Nonsensical Tweets
People are paying attention to what you tweet. Your hashtagged word garbage is being watched by your Followers, the GUBMENT, and Drawn Your Tweet, a new Twitter account that finds random people’s...
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Meet The Woman Who’s Taking Hypnotherapy Sessions To Become ‘Brainless Like...
Blondie Bennett doesn’t fantasy about living in Barbie’s Dreamhouse — she wants to actually be Barbie, lack of thoughts and all. Bennett, 38, has been attending hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that...
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Kanye West, Elton John, Jack White Will Headline Bonnaroo 2014
Getty Image Six years ago, Kanye West seemingly burned every Bonnaroo bridge when he didn’t play until ten hours after his scheduled performance time. West and the music fest must have made nice,...
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Here’s The ‘Putin Will Teach You How to Love’ Music Video That Got Pussy Riot...
Earlier today, Pussy Riot scheduled a press conference at a local hotel in Sochi that was cancelled at the last minute for…plumbing problems. Huh. So the event, which was organized by Cinema for Peace...
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A Brilliant Girl Scout Is Selling Cookies In Front Of A San Francisco...
Getty Image Danielle Lei. Remember that name, Danielle Lei. Someday, she’s going to be running the world. On Monday, the crafty 13-year-old Girl Scout sold cookies outside a cannabis clinic in San...
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