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Ranking Green Day’s Albums, From Worst To Best
Getty Image Billie Joe Armstrong was a young boy that had big plans. Now, he’s just a dirty, 42-year-old man. Somehow, the lead singer of Green Day, the band that taught you the basics of punk, turned...
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A ‘Satanic’ Woman Confessed To Stabbing Her ‘Antichrist’ Mother On Live TV
We’ve seen some insane local news footage over the years, but this might be the most crazy: a spontaneous confession to attempted first-degree murder from a paranoid cult-killer who thinks her mom is...
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OutKast’s Big Boi Is Working On A Mixtape Inspired By ‘Game Of Thrones’
Getty Image Suddenly, I’m OK with there being no new OutKast album coming out. On a non-Outkast note, Big [Boi]‘s actually working on a Game of Thrones-inspired mixtape. “I think it’ll be out in the...
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Maroon 5 And Jonah Hill’s Pre-Fame Handjob Song Is Still Better Than ‘Moves...
Sometime between Jonah Hill playing the creepy dude in The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Jonah Hill playing the horny dude in Knocked Up, he starred in a grainy Behind the Music parody with wuss-rockers...
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Arctic Monkeys’ Alex Turner Gave An Amazing Acceptance Speech At The BRIT Awards
The Arctic Monkeys are obscenely popular in Britain. They’re the modern-day Oasis, and just like the Gallagher brothers, they give ridiculous speeches (albeit with fewer references to murdering...
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Barack Obama Is Using Miley Cyrus To Destroy America, Says The Frontman Of Korn
Getty Image A week that began so promisingly for Barack Obama ended in tragedy, when the one man brave enough to call out our president for being a PHONY did exactly that. TMZ asked nu-metal’s answer...
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Elisha Cuthbert Will Return To TV As A Lesbian In NBC’s ‘One Big Happy’
The last time Elisha Cuthbert starred in a sitcom with “Happy” in the title, she got to eat ribs and play with puppies (also, the show was great). She’s hoping puppy lightning strikes with NBC’s One...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Portlandia’ Is Back, Kind Of
Portlandia (IFC, 10 p.m.) — Portlandia doesn’t officially return until next week, but IFC is airing a 15-minute mini-film, or something, called “The Celebrity Incident” tonight According to EW, “It...
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Ashes To Ashes, Rust To Rust: The Best Suggestions For #TrueDetectiveSeason2
HBO The only bad thing about True Detective so far is that it’s over in three episodes. Or at least the version of True Detective with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey is — when the show returns...
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A Horrifying Crying Kurt Cobain Statue Was Unveiled On ‘Kurt Cobain Day’
King5 Oh no, no no no. Crying Kurt Cobain is like the Weeping Angels on Doctor Who, but more horrifying. The statue was unveiled yesterday in Aberdeen, Washington, the Nirvana’s frontman hometown, on...
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Krysten Ritter Will Star In Will Ferrell’s Astronaut Comedy On NBC
Getty Image As far as pitches go, “It’s like Anchorman, but with ASTRONAUTS and the bitch from apartment 23″ is about as good as it gets. So NBC would have to pull a total NBC to say no to Mission...
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Arcade Fire’s Fantastic ‘Tonight Show’ Performance Was A Video Selfie
While not as outwardly theatrical as U2 or Lady Gaga, Arcade Fire know how to stage an unforgettable live experience. On last night’s Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, the Canadian indie-rockers showed...
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10 Reasons You Should Be Elated 2014 Is The Year Of Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt is having one hell of a year, and his biggest achievement hasn’t come out yet. He’s the star of the year’s highest grossing movie (The Lego Movie), has a steady day job on NBC’s...
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All The GIFs From Katy Perry’s Apparently ‘Racist’‘Dark Horse’ Music Video
“Dark Horse,” Katy Perry’s latest single from her multi-platinum album Prism, is surprisingly murky and witch-y for a song that hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s “Southern-rap-techo” that...
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These Pantless Photos Of Cobie Smulders Are As Great As The Name Cobie Smulders
Esquire Of How I Met Your Mother‘s nine million recurring jokes, one of my favorites is the sexual tension Lily feels whenever she’s around Robin. This particular part of her personality has been...
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Questlove Is Going To Die In An Upcoming Episode Of ‘Law & Order: SVU’
twitter.com/FINALLEVEL “It’s my fantasy to play a dead body on Law & Order.” Questlove is a weird dude, but his dream’s going to come true: Ice T tweeted a photo of the Roots drummer on a coroner’s...
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Five Guys Emailed A Customer To Let Him Know Just How Much Of A ‘Douche’ He Is
FACEBOOK.COM/FIVEGUYS Real talk: Five Guys is great. Is it better than In-N-Out? I’m from New York, so I have to say, “Yes,” in the same way that I’m supposed to love Billy Joel and a schmear of hot...
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What’s On Tonight: ‘Archer’ Is Back And Fred Armisen Cheats On Seth Meyers
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — The gang must learn how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding. The secret ingredient: love. Or maybe scotch....
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President Obama Quoted ‘Caddyshack’ In His Statement About Harold Ramis
Chicago lost one of its finest yesterday, when comedy legend Harold Ramis passed away at 69 (his final punchline?) from complications arising from vasculitis. Earlier this morning, President Obama,...
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Seth Meyers Shared A Super Hot Photo Of Amy Poehler During His First ‘Late...
One thing’s for sure about Late Night with Seth Meyers: it’s going to last longer than The Chevy Chase Show. Meyers had some awkward moments during his debut performance as the host of a late-night...
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