Rick Ross Trades Jay Z For The Roots On ‘Fallon’
Rick Ross is big enough to perform “Devil Is a Lie” without Jay Z, and I mean that in every sense of the word. Da Boss dropped by The Tonight Show last night to perform the hit single from his...
View ArticleLena Dunham Will Host ‘SNL’ On March 8th
Getty Image I hope you like your episodes of late-night comedy shows think-pieced: Lena Dunham will host SNL on March 8th, with the National joining her as the musical guest. Back in September, Dunham...
View ArticleHumanitarians Of Tinder Use Goodwill To Get Laid
humanitariansoftinder.com If you visit Humanitarians of Tinder, a new Tumblr that collects Tinder profile pictures of good people doing good things, like posing with African villagers, you’re likely to...
View ArticleThe Worst ‘Girls’ Rant Yet Ends With Writer Threatening To Strangle Lena...
Either PFTCommenter‘s true identity has been revealed, or he’s got a competitor in the HOT TAKES department. Christine Flowers is a columnist for the Delaware County Daily Times who specializes in...
View ArticleThe New Coldplay Song Sounds A Lot Like Every Old Bon Iver Song
Who is Bonnie Bear? He’s the new lead singer of Coldplay, after former-frontman Chris Martin was recently found dead, buried under a two-ton pile of GOOP. It’s a stark departure for the mega-popular...
View ArticleAll The Dance GIFs From HAIM’s ‘If I Could Change Your Mind’ Music Video You...
The three sisters from HAIM grew up in the 1990s, so it’s no surprise that they hired Fatima Robinson to choreograph the music video for “If I Could Change Your Mind,” from one of 2013′s best albums,...
View Article15 Soundtrack Classics That Should Have Won The Oscar For Best Original Song
The best original song from a movie released in 2013 won’t win Best Original Song this Sunday. That’s because “Please Mr. Kennedy” wasn’t technically eligible, because it’s a blah blah blah UH OH....
View ArticleSomeone Figured Out The 100 Most Overused Words In Metal Band Names
Getty Image Need a killer name for your post-death metal band? Try Unicorn Guinea Pig Parade. That’s the only way you can be sure your name won’t appear on Doug Moore’s list of the “100 Most Overused...
View ArticleKanye West’s Career-Spanning Medley On ‘Late Night’ Was Incredible
Hate Kanye West all you want, but anyone who can go from “Jesus Walks” to “Touch the Sky” to “Stronger” to “Heartless” to “All of the Lights” to “Mercy” to “Black Skinhead” is A-OK in my book. West...
View ArticleLearn The Most Popular Band For All 50 U.S. States, Or Why Arizona’s The WORST
Getty Image Finally, HARD EVIDENCE you can use to support your claim that [YOUR STATE] has a better taste in music than [ANOTHER STATE]. (Note: does not apply if you live in Ohio, Wisconsin, Indiana,...
View ArticleThe Real-Life Daughter Of A Famous Mobster Is Mad About ‘Boardwalk Empire’
Meyer Lansky was one of the most powerful mobsters of his time. He could gamble, steal, bootleg, and bribe with the best of them, and together with Lucky Luciano, he helped form the National Crime...
View ArticleSpike Lee Went On A Seven-Minute Rant Against ‘Motherf*cking Hipsters’ In...
Getty Image Spike Lee and “hipsters” get along about as well as Spike Lee and “movie critics,” so once you get him started on gentrification in Brooklyn, and what Bed Stuy is now compared to what it...
View ArticleComedian Laurie Kilmartin Is Livetweeting Her Dad’s Death, And It’s Tragic...
To quote the livetweeter herself, Laurie Kilmartin has been surrounding her dad with “love and sarcasm.” Mr. Kilmartin was recently admitted to a hospice and only has so much time left to live,...
View ArticleSoundgarden Will Perform ‘Superunknown’ Front-To-Back To Celebrate Its 20th...
South by Southwest is a chance for unknown bands to make a name for themselves, and also for Lady Gaga to be denied a permit to perform in a f*cking vending machine and Soundgarden to play...
View ArticleAn Australian Porn Star Is Going To Start Accepting Dogecoin
@ANGELAWHITE Porn star Angela White’s decision to accept Dogecoin as payment is wow, so confuse, very huh. I’m still entirely sure what Dogecoin is, and I’m not afraid to admit it, but I do knows that...
View ArticleThe 10 Most Embarrassing Early TV Roles For This Year’s Oscar Nominees
Earlier today, Ryan shared a video of this year’s Academy Award nominees in some less-than-award-winning roles, or “we have The Bill Engvall Show to thank for helping launch the career of Jennifer...
View ArticleAnna Kendrick Is Done With Singing Because She Wants To Drink Beer Whenever...
Getty Image Once you’ve sang for the president, there’s nowhere to go but…to the nearest beer and have a stiff drink, or ten, because singing is TOUGH. Except you can’t, unless you wanna ruin your...
View ArticleThese Behind-The-Scene ‘True Detective’ Photos Spoil EVERYTHING (Or Probably...
One downside of every John Q. Public and Jane M. Istruedetectivesexist having an Instagram or Twitter now is that some of those Mr. Publics and Mrs. Istruedetectivesexists work for TV shows, and...
View ArticleThe Mastermind Behind ‘Ballin’ Oates’ Is Back With ‘Trill Collins’
I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to listen to Hall and Oates again, not after word got that “Rich Girl” isn’t about a girl. It’s about a man, a man who probably doesn’t even have a family because...
View ArticleUPROXX Interview: Kenny Loggins On ‘Archer,’‘Danger Zone,’ And TV Theme Songs
FX One of the weirdest experiences of my life occurred on Wednesday afternoon, when I heard Kenny Loggins, the same Kenny Loggins who used to sing me to sleep with “Return to Pooh Corner,” say the word...
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