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The Good: Daft Punk Is Touring. The Bad: Not On An Ancient Indian Burial Ground.
Getty Image Daft Punk’s first planned public concert in seven years has been called off, after a proposal to play on private land adjacent to the Devils Tower National Monument in Crook County,...
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Hear David Byrne’s Adorable Cover Of Biz Markie’s ‘Just A Friend’
Getty Image Oh, David Byrne, you got what I need, and it’s not those overalls. The Talking Heads frontman attended a benefit held by the Content Creators Coalition in New York City earlier this week,...
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The Official ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 4 Poster Will Be In Dorm Rooms For Decades
Damn. That Game of Thrones Wolverine-Crow is going to look really good next to my John Belushi “College” poster, and my Brad Pitt holding a bar of soap poster, and my Pink Floyd “back catalogue”...
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When Will St. Vincent Make Her Rock Masterpiece?
Getty Image The greatest concert experience I’ve ever had scared the hell out of me. It was in May 2011, at a tribute show to Michael Azerrad’s ode to the 1980s DIY scene, Our Band Could Be Your Life....
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TMZ Did An Important Interview With The ‘Most Famous Butt In America’
It’s official: Jen Selter, you have the most famous butt in America, according to some guy who works for TMZ. You can pick up your trophy during the third annual Some Guy Who Works for TMZ Awards this...
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Celebrate The Return Of Dr. Steve Brule With John C. Reilly’s 12 Greatest GIFs
Getty Image It’s been two long years since the last new episode of Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, John C. Reilly’s brilliantly absurd Adult Swim series…that returns tonight! The more John C....
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Doesn’t Put Her Penis In This Celebrity Sex Doll
Millions of nerds own Sarah Michelle Gellar sex dolls — it’s about time she has one of her own. On last night’s Conan, SMG spun a yarn about finding a life-sized Candice Bergen sex doll in producer...
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‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Bondage And Beta Male Sexuality’ That Are...
I love Abed, but I also kind of hate him. He was the cause of much of Community‘s problems during the dark days — his incessant references to Inspector Spacetime, for instance, became less a form of...
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Treat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
It’s always fun watching a TV show figure out which characters work well with each other, and which don’t. Andy and Ann: disaster. Andy and April: perfect. Before “Anniversaries,” I don’t recall Ben...
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It’s Ya Boy Bill Nye The Jay Z Guy
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS… If you ain’t got null hypotheses, I feel bad for you, son I got 99 values but my p <0.01 I got the chi-squared on the bar-erred Foes that wanna see...
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Jeff Goldblum And Stephen Colbert Compare The New Wes Anderson Movie To A...
In his review over at Film Drunk, Vince says that Wes Anderson’s new movie Grand Budapest Hotel “can feel like both his most sophisticated and his most immature work, his greatest visual achievement,...
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A Local News Anchor With Breast Cancer Tearfully Removed Her Wig On Live TV
In February 2012, Pam McKelvy, an anchor for WMC in Memphis, Tennessee, went public with the unfortunate news that she had breast cancer. Since then, McKelvy has gone on a mission to “encourage other...
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You Might Soon Be Able To Discover What Jennifer Lawrence Tastes Like
Getty Image If you’re like me, you’ve spent a lot of time wondering what various celebrities taste like. Not in THAT way, but in the if-you-were-a-cannibal way (also, I am a cannibal). So we have some...
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10 Bands You Have To See At SXSW 2014
Getty Image By my count, there are 9,294,392 bands set to invade Austin, Texas, when the music portion of South by Southwest comes to town on March 11th. That’s a whole lotta mouths to fill with tacos....
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What Billy Corgan Is Doing Right Now Will Destroy Your Love Of The Smashing...
Getty Image Billy Corgan is currently in Chicago playing an eight-hour concert. It’s not nearly as interesting as it sounds. In fact, it’s awful to the point where I can’t copy and paste the entirety...
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The Chef Who Had Sex With A Hot Pocket Is The Hero The Internet Deserves
Hot Pockets It says it right there in the marketing: Hot Pockets are “irresistibly hot.” Who among us can resist NOT having sex with one of them? Certainly not Thot Pocket, a.k.a. @VERSACEPOPTARTS, who...
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A Bunch Of Hackers Discovered A Way To Greatly Improve Netflix Binge Watching
One can only take so many dreary House of Cards apartments before nodding off, only to be woken up hours later by one of Cashew the Guinea Pig’s wheeks. Falling asleep is as much a part of the binge...
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Craig Ferguson Couldn’t Stop Admiring Sarah Chalke’s Sexy Leather Dress
Sarah Chalke was so good for so long on Scrubs. So I’ve never understood why, outside of an occasional How I Met Your Mother or Cougar Town appearance, she hasn’t been in more things since departing...
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Hear Bruce Springsteen Cover Lorde’s ‘Royals’ In New Zealand
Getty Image When last we checked in with Bruce Springsteen, he was covering INXS and AC/DC in their native Australia. He’s since moved further south, down to New Zealand, to perform a song by a...
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A White Kanye West Impersonator In Blackface Heckled Kim Kardashian At The Opera
Getty Image When a white guy who walks around in public in blackface has to say, “I am not a racist,” he’s probably a little racist, or an idiot. That’s both the punchline for every Jeff...
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