The World Was THIS Close To Being Spared U2′s Reign Of Terror
Getty Image U2 is the 1%. That is not an exaggeration: MIDiA Consulting uncovered that the the top 1% of all artists earn 77% of all recorded music income, which means your Metallicas and Fleetwood...
View Article8 Times TV’s Sweetest Girl Next Door, Jenna Fischer, Showed Off Her Wild Side
Pam Beesly is TV’s quintessential girl next door. For nine seasons on The Office, Pam, as played by Jenna Fischer, was buttoned up (literally and figuratively), sweet, and someone who nearly everyone...
View ArticleKendrick Lamar And Tame Impala Are The New Kendrick Lamar And Imagine Dragons
Getty Image Kendrick Lamar is cheating on Imagine Dragons with Tame Impala, and we’re totally cool with it. Lamar, who earlier this year made the Grammys semi-watchable with his ridiculous performance...
View ArticleThe 8 Most Effectively Whimsical Songs In Wes Anderson Movies
Wes Anderson film soundtracks sound like New England thrift stores, and the mixtape you made in freshman year of high school after doing a Kazaa search for “hip,” and the North Pole, if the North Pole...
View ArticleTry To Guess What Miley Cyrus’ Dildo Is In The Shape Of
TWITTER If I were Miley Cyrus‘ dildo, what would I look like? Well… -A midget in a bear suit? -The state of Montana? -A giant “L,” for LOL? -Dignity? -A wrecking ball? The answer: check out the banner...
View ArticleSonic Youth’s Thurston Moore And Jezebel Are Squabbling Over ‘Gender Fascism’
Getty Image Thurston Moore should probably step away from the Internet for a bit. Earlier this week, the Sonic Youth frontman spoke to the the Fly about his split from ex-wife/bandmate, Kim Gordon. He...
View ArticleUPROXX @ SXSW: On Seeing Grumpy Cat, Waiting For Cronuts, And Hating Yourself
TWITTER It was 1 a.m. on a rainy, chilly Monday morning, the perfect environment for questioning your life decisions, like why I was waiting in line with hundreds of other SXSW-goers inside and outside...
View ArticleUPROXX @ SXSW: What It’s Like To Climb The Wall From ‘Game Of Thrones’ With...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Either Maisie Williams is the greatest actress of all-time, or she was legitimately terrified. Williams, who plays diminutive badass Arya...
View ArticleListen To Frank Ocean And Diplo’s Collaboration With The Only Band That...
Getty Image As part of their Three Artists, One Song series, Converse brought together Frank Ocean, Diplo, and the Clash’s Mick Jones and Paul Simonon, because why not? The four artists joined forces...
View ArticleThe Mother Herself, Cristin Milioti, Responds To That ‘Insane’‘How I Met Your...
Jeez, Cristin Milioti, wait to kill the Internet’s buzz. Without True Detective around and Mad Men still a month away, we need our THEORIES fix, and we’ve been injecting “How I Met Your Ghost Mother”...
View Article15 Jon Hamm Birthday GIFs That Make Straight Men Question Their Sexual...
Getty Image Jon Hamm is a very pretty man. He’s also handsome and dapper and suave, but “pretty” is the first word that comes to mind to describe his looks, which might explain these confusing feelings...
View ArticleThis Leaked Daft Punk And Jay Z Song Is Either Real, Or A Really Convincing Fake
Getty Image It wouldn’t be SXSW without at least one Daft Punk rumor. This year’s edition: that a leaked track of the French robots with Jay Z, “Computerized,” has made its way online. Naturally, the...
View Article‘The Walking Dead’ Bad Decision Power Rankings: ‘Alone’
Previously on AMC’s The Walking Dead: what about Bob? 4. Maggie Greene Ah yes, the ol’ “pretend to be a Walker by resting on the ground next to an ice cream truck instead of running into an abandoned...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘RICK AND MORTY’ FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS
Rick and Morty (Adult Swim, 10:30 p.m.) — The best new comedy of the season, give or take a Brooklyn Nine-Nine, returns after a too-long hiatus. It felt like 100 years. The Bachelor (ABC, 8 p.m.) —...
View ArticleGrumpy Cat Died The Way He Lived: On The Iron Throne, Surrounded By Dragons
Um, someone might want to poke Grumpy Cat with the pointy end of a stick…Anyway, Grumpy Cat on the Iron Throne at SXSW’s Game of Thrones exhibit surrounded by toy dragons would be the most SXSW photo...
View ArticleTry To Guess Which State The ‘Dirtiest Town In America’ Is In
Hampton, Florida, is if Florida Man was an actual location. CNN calls it “the dirtiest little town in America,” one so overrun by misdeeds and corruption that auditors could basically take a permanent...
View ArticleEverything You Need To Know About The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Getty Image On March 8th, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 departed Kuala Lumpur International Airpor at 12:41 a.m. It was scheduled to arrive in Beijing some six hours later, at 6:30 a.m. But around 1:30...
View ArticleWarpaint Made Their TV Debut On ‘Conan’ Last Night Before Heading Off To Play...
Getty Image Warpaint is playing basically every music festival known to man this year, including SXSW, but they didn’t make their TV debut until last night, when they played “Love Is to Die” on Conan....
View ArticleA GOP Congressman Is Mad At Obama’s ‘Between Two Ferns’ Video, Because Benghazi
Well, that didn’t take long. Only hours after everyone and their mother watched Barack Obama’s “Between Two Ferns” that registered a ScarJo Nude Photos.3 on the Internet Richter scale, a...
View ArticleThe 10 Greatest Seasons Of HBO Shows
The people have spoken, and they think season one of True Detective is a 9.0. That figure, out of 10, comes from the average score critics and users gave it on Metacritic. It’s more impressive than it...
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