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A Teenage Girl Was Stabbed 65 Times By Her Best Friend Over Naked Facebook...
FACEBOOK When people say they were “stabbed in the back,” they usually mean it in a figurative sense. But in the case of Erandy Elizabeth Gutierrez and Anel Baez, a case that involves nudity, social...
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Here’s What The ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Kids Look Like Today
The actors who played Ted Mosby’s kids on How I Met Your Mother, who are really chill when it comes to hearing stories about how their dad plowed a bunch of random women before meeting their Mother,...
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The Flaming Lips Pulled Off An Incredibly Involved April Fools’ Day Prank
For the Flaming Lips April Fools Day’ prank to work, you have to accept that they haven’t “sold out” already, despite proof, a.k.a. Virgin Mobile commercials and Ke$ha duets, to the contrary. OK, got...
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Today’s Not All Bad: Listen To New Songs From Bob Mould And Jack White
Getty Image The Internet is a landfill of garbage and broken promises most days, but ESPECIALLY on April 1st, which, hey, that’s today. You’ve probably accidentally click on a “prank” article, and now...
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Starbucks Is Really Sorry For The Pentagram And ’666′ In This Woman’s Coffee
FACEBOOK Of the 36 million-plus people who “Like” Starbucks on Facebook, at least 34.3 million have complained about how much they hate Starbucks. One day it’s the coffee chain using GMO milk, the next...
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Fox News Went To Florida For Spring Break. They Were SHOCKED By What They Saw.
So, APPARENTLY there’s this thing called “Spring Break.” It’s usually in Florida, and rowdy college students like it because they can get away with being drunk, starting fights, and doing other things...
View ArticleA ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Fan Fixed The Ending And Made It So Much Better
How I Met Your Mother fan Ricardo J. Dylan liked the series finale, up until the final five minutes or so. He saw the potential in what could have been, so Dylan put together an alternate ending, one...
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Jon Stewart Suggests That CNN Look For Flight 370 ‘Up Their Own A$%hole’
Public interest in Flight 370 is waning. Twitter mentions are down and major news networks are spending less time covering the doomed flight, everywhere except CNN that is. They’re still beating the...
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Drake Says Jennifer Lawrence Can Get It In His New Song, ‘Draft Day’
Getty Image Alternate headlines: Drake Samples Lauryn Hill On “Draft Day.” Drake Disses Chance the Rapper On “Draft Day.” Drake Is a Fan of the Bro (Johnny Manziel) and Andrew Wiggins On “Draft Day.”...
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Janelle Monáe’s Cover Of David Bowie’s ‘Heroes’ Is ‘Thick’ And ‘Hard’
Getty Image When asked by Rolling Stone if she was nervous to cover David Bowie’s “Heroes,” one of the world’s most perfect songs, Janelle Monáe responded, “Hellll no. Bowie knows what’s up.” She’s the...
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Spanish Saul From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Remake Threatens Boyd Crowder For TV’s...
UNIVISION I wasn’t planning on watching Metástasis, the Spanish-language Breaking Bad remake, partially because I’m not sure if I get UniMás but mostly because my Spanish is, how you say, no good-o....
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The Best New Album Of The Year So Far Will Make You Feel Like You’re 15 Again
Getty Image Pop culture is never as perfect to you as it is when you’re 15 years old. That’s why bad shows like Full House (sorry, Aunt Becky) are remembered so fondly — there’s a romanticized notion...
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Natalie Dormer Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ And Her Skrillex Hair Posed Topless For GQ
GQ We’ve learned a lot about Game of Thrones this week: Tyrion watches your Red Wedding reaction videos, there are going to be a lot of porn stars in season four, much boobs wow violence, 50 ways to...
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Courtney Love Is Getting The Hole Gang Back Together
Getty Image Courtney Love is a confusing joke without a punchline these days, but that hasn’t hurt Hole’s solid legacy. If anything, Love being a might-of-been, a never-was, a forgotten Billy...
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How Sirs Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen Spent Their Delightful New York...
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen should work for the New York tourism board. Their faces should be on every subway ad (no one would DARE draw a penis mustache on Magneto), their likenesses adorning...
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After Being Denied Sex, An OkCupid User Stole His Date’s Phone And...
Stock Image via Getty “It started pretty well.” That’s how a 22-year-old St. John’s University student, who chose to remain anonymous in an interview with the New York Post, described her date with a...
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Dan Harmon’s Lady Friend Turned Alison Brie Into A Giant Cake
Getty Image Tonight is Community‘s much-anticipated G.I. Joe episode. It was made in conjunction with Hasbro, and according to Dan Harmon, “The weird thing was how cooperative they were. Not that we...
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Someone Is Willing To Pay $5 Million For The New Wu-Tang Clan Album
As previously reported, only one copy of Wu-Tang Clan’s new album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, exists. It’s going on a tour of museums and galleries before being sold to a Ghostface fan with money to...
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‘Twin Peaks’ Season 3 Is Happening! (On Twitter)
A third season of Twin Peaks has been rumored to be “in production” so many times that one of these days, it’s actually going to come…no, it won’t, season three of Twin Peaks isn’t happening. At least...
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The 20 Most Tragic ‘Game Of Thrones’ Deaths
I haven’t counted, but I’m guessing around 9,219,291 people have died on Game of Thrones through its first three seasons. That body count is going to increase by about 8,292,928 in season four, but...
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