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Ford Does Donuts All Over The Lawn Of Cadillac’s Obnoxious Rich Jerk Commercial
Neal McDonough has been having a rough go of it since leaving Justified. Mob City was cancelled after only one season, Robert Quarles’ sleeve-gun hasn’t caught on, and he’s the face of one of the most...
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Bill Murray Performed A 45-Minute Karaoke Set At A ‘Caddyshack’-Themed...
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A Crazy Man Discovered What Happened When You Combine Coke, Nutella, Mentos,...
If anything, the insane, bald Italian man who mixes Coca-Cola, Nutella, and Mentos in a condom makes TOO much sense. I mean, if you just so happen to have some Coca-Cola, Nutella, Mentos, and a condom...
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This Teen’s Brilliantly Simple Idea Would Save The U.S. Government $400 Million
Like any good teenager, 14-year-old Suvir Mirchandani was trying to think of ways to save his middle school money. While attending Dorseyville Middle School, Mirchandani, who’s interested in applying...
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Jason Segel’s 12 Greatest Musical Moments
Jason Segel is many things to many people. Wikipedia calls the How I Met Your Mother star an “actor, screenwriter, songwriter, singer, puppeteer, and musician,” but to me, he’s the far more specific...
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A VH1 Reality Show Star Was Shot At His Mother’s Funeral
INSTAGRAM Raymond Scott, a former co-owner of The Source magazine and current rapper on VH1′s Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta who goes by Benzino, was shot by his nephew Gai Scott on the way to his...
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Bob Dylan Had The Same Reaction To Meeting Johnny Cash As You Would
When Johnny Cash died in 2003, Bob Dylan wrote the following, “If we want to know what it means to be mortal, we need look no further than the Man in Black. Blessed with a profound imagination, he...
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This Website Will Tell You The Exact Number Of Days You’ve Spent Watching...
Eleven days, thirteen hours, and thirty seconds. That’s how long it would take you to binge-watch every episode of The Simpsons. Whether those 300-some hours spent staring at your television or laptop...
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F, Marry, Kill: ‘Full House’ Reunion Edition
Via INSTAGRAM F: My feelings for Candace Cameron‘s D.J. were (and remain) complicated. She was older than me, which I liked, but, well, let’s just say she never made me want to buy a box of Oat Boats....
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A Man Lost His Penis To A Hyena Because A Witch Doctor Said That’s How He’d...
Getty Image Please do not listen to witch doctors. They are bad news. Think Satan, if Satan had gypsy blood. They’ll tell you how to get rich, but it will involve feeding your manhood to a wild hyena....
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The 20 Legen…dary Things We’ll Miss The Most About ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Kids, after thousands of theories, some of which are horribly depressing, we’re finally going to learn how Ted met the Mother tonight. But we still have some unanswered How I Met questions, including:...
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These Terry Richardson Photos Of Lindsay Lohan Are Every Pervert Hipster’s...
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‘The Walking Dead’ Bad Decision Power Rankings: Season 4 Finale
Previously on AMC’s The Walking Dead: Rick takes a bite out of crime and where art thou, Beth? 3. CORAL Grimes After everything CORAL has been through, especially of late, you’d think he’d know better...
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A ‘New’ Michael Jackson Album Is Coming Out
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The Illegal Hotel Masseuse Hid A Stolen $35,000 Watch The Only Place She...
Via LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL This story has everything: Las Vegas, sexy massages, old men paying young women, WATCHES. Back in January, 25-year-old Christina Lafave was having a nice chat with Kenneth...
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What’s On Tonight: How Ted Met The Mother
CBS How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Series finale. Miss complaining about you already. Friends with Better Live (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Series premiere. It follows six friends at different stages of...
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So, Kids, Here’s How Ted Met The Mother (And Everything Went Wrong)
Midway through the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, I realized something: there are only two still-on shows I’ve watched longer than the Adventures of Bob Saget’s voice, The Simpsons and South...
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Watch The Bar Refaeli Commercial That Was Deemed Too Sexy To Air Before 10 P.M.
Israel, a country known for its progressive gender politics and embrace of female sexuality, apparently draws the line at three Bar Refaelis having sex with a purple puppet. One Bar? Maybe. Two?...
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R.I.P. Frankie Knuckles, The Godfather Of House Music
Getty Image Famed DJ and record producer Frankie Knuckles, who helped popularize house music first in Chicago then all over the country, earning him the nickname the Godfather of House Music, died...
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The Internet Reacts To The ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Finale
New month, new lease on life, same feelings about the How I Met Your Mother finale. I’ve read all the positive reviews, perused the lengthy explanations of why THIS is the way the show had to end, and...
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