Eleven days, thirteen hours, and thirty seconds. That’s how long it would take you to binge-watch every episode of The Simpsons. Whether those 300-some hours spent staring at your television or laptop sounds like Heaven or Hell likely depends on how much you enjoy DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES, and if you have any friends or family members who will bother you during your marathon. “Ugh, can’t Grandma have her surgery next week?”
That 11 days figure was provided by tiii.me, a new website that “calculates [the] total time you’ve spent watching TV shows.” Out of curiosity, I plugged in 35 shows I’ve seen every episode of to learn how many minutes, hours, days, weeks I’ve basked in television’s warm glowing warming glow. It’s horrifying.
Which means from those shows alone, my number is:
Jesus. And that’s not even including the 40 other shows I’ve seen every episode of. I’d say I’ve wasted my life, but those 110 days could have been spent on Doctor Who alone, so I’m feeling pretty good about myself.