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Everything Is Awesome About This Woman With A LEGO Resume
Nothing is awesome about applying for a job. You’re one of a thousand names on tens of thousands of pieces of paper, so you have to do something special to have your résumé stand out. Like, when they...
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The South Korean Cover Art For ‘The Diary Of Anne Frank’ Is Weirdly Sexual
It’s not that South Koreans are Holocaust deniers so much as they think Anne Frank was a blonde-haired, denim jacket and popped pink polo-wearing woman who never left Sweet Valley High. As noted by...
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A Woman Named Crispi Tried To Set Fire To Her Ex-Lover’s Apartment Using Bacon
Some people have their careers laid out for them the second they’re born. If your last name is Crentist, for instance, you’re going to become a dentist. Clearsky, a pilot: Stainsonpants, a blogger....
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What’s On Tonight: A Review Of ‘Review’
NCAA Basketball Tournament (CBS, 7 p.m.) — Jocks (March Madness) > Nerds (The Big Bang Theory). Suits (USA, 9 p.m.) — Spinoff idea: Skirts. Practically writes itself. Surviving Jack (Fox, 9:30...
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Joanne Milne, 39, has been deaf since birth. She suffers from Usher Syndrome, which is not nearly as YEAH! as it sounds. It’s very rare and very bad, and it even robbed Milne of her eyesight in her...
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Have You Noticed The Secret Penis In Every Episode Of ‘Family Guy’?
Leave it to Seth MacFarlane to make one of his characters a giant d*ck. It’s well known, at least among those who leave Family Guy on after Bob’s Burgers, that Peter Griffin’s chin looks like, well,...
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Stephen Colbert Responds To The Unnecessary #CancelColbert Movement
COMEDY CENTRAL Andy Warhol once said, “In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.” No offense, Andy, but it’s more like, “In the future, everybody will be accused of being...
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One Of The Guys From Mumford And Sons Hates The Banjo As Much As You Do
Getty Image Ever since Mumford and Sons hung up their suspenders for the “foreseeable future,” the members of the band haven’t been able to attend any public event without being bombarded with reunion...
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A German Neo-Nazi Porn Star Was Fired For Having Sex With A Black Man
I don’t need to tell you, yes, YOU, who Ina Groll, a.k.a Kitty Blair, is. But just in case you’re a weirdo who’s not familiar with German porn actresses: Ina Groll, a.k.a. Kitty Blair, is not only the...
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Our 12 Favorite ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Hookups Who Passed The Hot/Crazy Scale
In the season three How I Met Your Mother episode, “How I Met Everyone Else,” Barney introduced the rest of the gang, and us, to the closest a CBS show can get to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System: the...
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‘He Was, Like, Really Attractive’: Watch Today’s Teens React To Nirvana
New photos of Kurt Cobain’s suicide, including never-before-seen looks at his suicide note, have emerged online, but those are far too depressing to deal with. Instead, let’s find joy in the fact that...
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Every Indie Rock Band Ever (And Ginuwine!) Will Be In ‘Parks And Rec’s...
Two important things I learned about Parks and Recreation today: 1. The (former) drummer in Mouse Rat? That’s Mark Rivers…who was in Letters to Cleo. 2. Season six will conclude on April 24th with the...
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Patton Oswalt Got Into The King Of All Twitter Fights Over #CancelColbert
Getty Image Patton Oswalt and Salon go together like Constable Bob and Yolo. Last July, Oswalt got into a fight with the “progressive news website” (haha) over a joke he made about Asiana Flight 214,...
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It Would Take A ‘True Detective’ To Figure Out Who This Fake ID Originally...
Redditor Philkolons claims that in the 1990s, his buddy used to get into 18+ shows using the fake ID you see above. He adds, “This gem was passed off to my friend outside [famous nightclub] Emo’s in...
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January Jones Explained To Jimmy Fallon Why You Should Never, EVER Break Up...
A lot of people have said a lot of mean things about Mad Men‘s January Jones over the years…and it’s all warranted after the prank she recently played on an old high school fling. You can watch Jones...
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We’re Lucky That ‘Louie’ Is Coming Back Soon, And Here’s The Preview To Prove It
To achieve maximum people-talking-about-Louis-CK-on-Twitter, FX just released a teaser of the new season of Louie, which returns on Monday, May 5th. In it, Louis stares at the Statue of Liberty in...
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People Were Really Offended By Louis C.K.’s ‘God Is A Murderer’ Monologue On...
NBC Related: SNL Recap: Louis C.K. and SNL Get Weird I’m usually for any SNL monologue that doesn’t involve singing. But as much as I loved Louis C.K.’s standup routine, which started a little slow...
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‘SNL’ Introduced The World To TV’s Next Great Crime Fighting Duo: Dyke And Fats
Related: Louis C.K.’s SNL monologue and full episode recap “Those are our words and only we get to say it!” Perfect. Anyway, Dyke and Fats still sounds more believable than Franklin and Bash, and I...
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‘SNL’ Recap: Louis C.K. And ‘SNL’ Get Weird
This was a very weird episode of SNL, to which we say: good! A show that’s been on since before Star Wars existed should get weird occasionally, to break up the mediocrity that’s inevitably going to...
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All Flashmobs Should Sound As Good As This Youth Orchestra Playing The ‘Game...
Game of Thrones season four is coming, and in exactly one week, it’ll be here. It’s going to sound so good hearing that familiar theme song once again: “Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener...
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