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Kanye West Bought Kim Kardashian 10 Burger Kings As A Wedding Present
Getty Image What did you buy your now-wife as a wedding present? Probably something stupid and inexpensive, like an Arby’s franchise. Kanye West sees your fast food purchase, and according to MSN,...
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Our 20 Favorite GIFs From A Fantastic First Season Of ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’
Few sitcoms in recent memory have stormed out of the holding cell as strongly as Fox’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine has. After less than two dozen episodes, certain members of the UPROXX chain-gang are even...
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Monster Children Are Giving YouTube Tutorials On How To Get Teachers Fired
Won’t somebody please think of the children…and STOP THEM. Apparently the hot new trend in the grade school crowd is to record YouTube videos on how to get your teacher fired, not because they did...
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The Recordings Of G.G. Allin Getting Prank-Called By A College Girl Are Being...
Getty Image G.G. Allin was a fascinating son of a bitch. I can’t imagine the THINK PIECES his live shows, which regularly involved blood, bile, and bomit (that’s bloody vomit), would have inspired if...
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Boys And Girls In America, Say Hello To The Hold Steady On ‘Late Show’
Teeth Dream, the Hold Steady’s sixth studio album, came out today. Unfortunately, it sounds like the first, maybe second draft to the final copy that is Separation Sunday, or Boys and Girls in...
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Kurt Cobain, Marilyn Monroe, And 2Pac Are Alive! (In This Insane Beer...
Maybe the Seattle PD was onto something? Less than a week after Kurt Cobain’s case was briefly reexamined comes a bizarre Dutch beer commercial from Bavaria Radler that posits the Nirvana frontman is...
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Via Chicago: The Lollapalooza 2014 Lineup Is Here, And It’s Spectacular
Getty Image It wouldn’t be a big musical festival in 2014 without “Mrs. Jackson,” so to the surprise of no one, OutKast is headlining Lollapalooza. Not that we’re complaining! The more OutKast, the...
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How One Woman Learned She Was Pregnant From Reddit GoneWild
Stock Image via Getty The two worst ways to find out your pregnant: when you’re giving birth, and when some random pervert staring at your boobs suggests you might have a bun in your oven. Yesterday...
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The Nicolas Cage Art Show Is America’s Answer To The Louvre
Book publishers keep rejecting my proposal for a 10,000-page collection of the Internet’s finest Wicker Man memorabilia made of honey, so I GUESS I’ll have to settle for the Nicolas Cage Art Show and...
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The 8 Best Sketches Louis C.K. Wrote For ‘SNL’
This weekend, Louis C.K. will host SNL for a second time. But his history with the sketch show dates back to 1997, when he co-wrote a Saturday TV Funhouse segment with Robert Smigel that distracted...
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Old Man Letterman Explained ‘Harry Potter’ To Hermione Granger Herself, Emma...
New Late Show segment idea: David Letterman explains things THE YOUTH enjoy. I would never not watch Letterman stumble his way through a description of what a Quarter Quell is, or why the kids today...
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Report: ‘Fast & Furious’ Director Justin Lin Is Being Considered To Helm...
Ever since Abed first uttered it back in season two, “six seasons and a movie” has become not only Community‘s manta, but also a promise that Dan Harmon can’t break, lest he disappoint literally...
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Facebook Helped The Abandoned ‘Burger King Baby’ Reunite With Her Biological Mom
CNN Twenty-eight years ago, Katheryn Deprill was only a few hours old when she was abandoned by her mother in a Burger King bathroom in Allentown, Pennsylvania. According to CNN, “Deprill’s birth...
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Rick Rubin Claims Chris Rock Was The Inspiration For Jay Z’s ’99 Problems’
Getty Image In an interview with New York, bearded couch-sitter Rick Rubin says that were it not for Chris Rock, Jay Z never would have written “99 Problems,” and thousands of lazy bloggers wouldn’t be...
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Wu-Tang Clan Is Only Releasing One Copy Of Their Super-Secret New Album
Right now, somewhere deep in the heart of Morocco, rests a new Wu-Tang Clan album, but not the new Wu-Tang Clan album you’re thinking of. The already-announced A Better Tomorrow is coming out in July,...
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A Denmark Travel Agency Has Devised A Sexy Way To Increase The Country’s...
That’s it: we’re all moving to Denmark, then leaving Denmark to have sex. A Danish travel agency is imploring couples who may have lost that sexy spark to take a vacation, because no one’s doing IT...
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Not Even Britta Can Britta This Preview Of ‘Community’s’ G.I. Joe Episode
There’s no new Community on tonight, so you’ll have to look elsewhere for your Greendale fix. Might I suggest the Paley Center, where the cast (minus Alison Brie) and crew (Dan Harmon and Chris...
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Taco Bell’s New Commercial Stars Guys Named Ronald McDonald Raving About Taco...
If only Taco Bell’s, y’know, tacos were as good as their marketing. I’ve already ordered 17 A.M. CrunchWrap bed sheets, and damned if I didn’t get a chuckle out of their latest commercial, in which...
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Zach Braff’s New Movie Has The Most Zach Braff Soundtrack Since The Last Zach...
One of the biggest reasons why Garden State became such a minor phenomenon for sad white guys in the 2000s, besides Natalie Portman at peak Manic Pixie Dream Girl, was the film’s soundtrack. Coldplay,...
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A Comprehensive Guide To Quentin Tarantino’s (Over)Acting Career
Getty Image Everything you need to know about Quentin Tarantino’s acting can be explained in this Fresh Air interview: GROSS: You dropped out of school when you were 15 or 17? TARANTINO: Fifteen....
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