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FX CEO John Landgraf Thinks HBO’s ‘True Detective’ Emmy Decision Is ‘Unfair’
HBO When HBO made the decision to submit True Detective as a Drama Series, and not a Miniseries as expected, at the Emmys, they made themselves vulnerable to criticism for those who care way too much...
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Meet The Woman Who Has 50 Orgasms A Day But Is Not Allowed To Have Sex
It sounds like an episode of The Twilight Zone, or maybe its porn parody, The Twilight Bone (hosted by Hard-As-a-Rod Serling): the woman who has 50 orgasms every day…but can’t have sex. That cruel...
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Here’s What A ‘New’ Michael Jackson Song Sounds Like In 2014
Here is a song, “XSCAPE,” that was originally recorded in 2001 by Michael Jackson, a guy who died in 2009, from an album of the same name that will be released on May 13, 2014. Unfortunately, there’s...
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The 10 Most Obvious Oscar-Bait Film Tropes
“Who wants to kiss Abe’s Oscars?” This post was originally pitched around the release of Lincoln, Steven Spielberg’s cinematic ode to that one They Might Be Giants album, and how its arrival heralds...
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Don’t Expect Another ‘Simpsons’ Movie Any Time Soon
The Simpsons Movie turned out so much better than it had any right to. Between the decades of fan anticipation, a screenplay credited to 11 different writers and producers, and an unnecessary Green...
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‘Rick And Morty’ Is Having The Best Season One For A Sitcom Since ‘Arrested...
ADULT SWIM Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon’s Rick and Morty is an animated show on Monday nights at 10:30 p.m. on Adult Swim. That, right there, from the cartoon factor, to the timeslot, to the channel,...
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Jon Stewart Reveals The Real Reason Fox News Is Covering Spring Break: ‘T&A...
The Daily Show Fox News’ coverage/condemnation of SPPRRRRINNNNNGGGGG BBBBRRRREEEAAAKKKKKK might have made sense in the early 1990s, before MTV mocked an entire generation by showing all the fun they...
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This Fascinating And Horrifying Emma Watson GIF Will Never Make Sense
What the…? How did…? Why is…? When she takes…? The thing about this is… What I mean to say is… I think that about sums it up. This is the role Sofia Vergara should win an Emmy for. Via Bro Bible
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Meet Your New ‘Late Show’ Host Who’ll Take Over For David Letterman: Stephen...
Getty Image Much more on this throughout the day, but all you need to know right now is: Stephen Colbert will take over as the host of The Late Show when David Letterman retires in 2015. Here’s the...
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These ‘Missing Bikini’ Photos Of Alexandra Daddario Will Make You Watch ‘True...
VANITY FAIR Not that one needs an excuse to skip past season three of Arli$$ on HBO Go to watch True Detective for a third time, but here’s a good one: Alexandra Daddario. Just, Alexandra Daddario....
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Here’s The Clip Of Stephen Colbert Singing ‘Carry On My Wayward Son’ From...
Stephen Colbert is a comedian, actor, late-night host, author, musician, Emmy Award-winner, and guy who has a treadmill named after him…IN SPACE. But I think we can all agree that his biggest...
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A Canadian Dentist Is Planning On Raising His John Lennon Clone As His Son
Getty Image Last year, we told you about the totally sane Canadian dentist who bought John Lennon’s teeth in an auction in order to “fully sequence [his] DNA” and make a clone. Well, Dr. Michael Zuk is...
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What’s On Tonight: The Dumbest, Greatest Singing Competition Show Is Back
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — The Study Group learns Subway has plans to take over the Greendale campus in part one of a two-part, two-week finale. Britta is the Flatizza of people. Parks and Recreation...
View ArticleChevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo May Reprise Their Roles In Rebooted ‘Vacation’
In news that will delight fans of Old Navy commercials and enrage National Lampoon’s Vacation purists, who feel that the series ended perfectly with 1997′s Vegas Vacation, and to do another movie would...
View ArticleScary Movie 5, David Zucker’s 15 rules of comedy, and the death of the movie...
Back in September, Burnsy called Scary Movie 5, which coughs and wheezes and hacks up mucus and slips on a rotten banana peel into theaters today, the “worst thing ever.” He wasn’t exaggerating —...
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Meet The Woman Who Has 50 Orgasms A Day But Is Not Allowed To Have Sex
It sounds like an episode of The Twilight Zone, or maybe its porn parody, The Twilight Bone (hosted by Hard-As-a-Rod Serling): the woman who has 50 orgasms every day…but can’t have sex. That cruel...
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Here’s What A ‘New’ Michael Jackson Song Sounds Like In 2014
Here is a song, “XSCAPE,” that was originally recorded in 2001 by Michael Jackson, a guy who died in 2009, from an album of the same name that will be released on May 13, 2014. Unfortunately, there’s...
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Our 15 Favorite ‘Mad Men’ Couples And Hookups
Consider this your reminder of a reminder of a reminder of a reminder that Mad Men returns at 10 p.m. EST tonight. It’s going to be good…we think. We’re not sure, actually, because critics aren’t...
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There’s Only One Celebrity Who PornHub Doesn’t Want A Sex Tape From
Getty Image Eventually a Justin Bieber sex tape will leak, and we’ll guilty-watch it but tell others that we only checked it out for a few seconds to see Selena Gomez in various states of undress when...
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Readers Discussion: ‘The Lion And The Rose’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
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