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These Musicians’ Coming Out Announcement Is Very Gay, Very Metal
Via FACEBOOK Paul Masvidal and Sean Reinert have been playing music together since middle school. After years of tightening their progressive metal sound, they formed Cynic and released a number of...
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An All-Girl Band Filmed Themselves Having Orgasms For Their New Music Video
YOUTUBE Say hello to ADAM, an all-girl Dutch electronic dance music band who had the bright idea to film their music video for “Go to Go” while the ladies were using vibrators. I have major problem...
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A Man Revealed He Killed His Ex-Wife And Another Lover On A Turkish Dating Show
YOUTUBE The man you see above may look like a perfectly normal human thumb with a skid mark mustache, but looks can be deceiving. Hey, speaking of crappy things (like poor segues): that same guy...
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NBC Renewed ‘Hannibal’ For Season 3
NBC The best drama on network television is sticking around for a bit longer. NBC renewed Bryan Fuller’s low-rated, much-beloved Hannibal for a third season, meaning a whole lot of f*cked up costume...
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It’s Official: ‘Community’ Has Been Cancelled By NBC
NBC We’ll have much more on this soon, but prepare your EMOTIONS. NBC has axed Community, TVLine has learned. (Via) So much for #SixSeasonsAndAMovie, at least until Netflix gets involved (maybe?)....
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Hear Jay Pharoah’s Timely Freestyle Over Drake’s ‘Draft Day’
NBC Ever since Donald Glover went off to do whatever it is a Childish Gambino does, NBC has been lapped in the TV Shows with Full-Time Comedians, Part-Time Rappers department by CBS. (You guys HAVE to...
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Band Whose Concert Morrissey Tried To Cancel Says He’s A ‘Has-Been Ego Maniac’
Getty Image There’s never a dull moment in Morrissey Land (“Where Everyday Is Like the Worst Day of Your Life”). If he’s not getting nearly flattened like a pancake by his own fans, he’s being called a...
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Here’s The Show That Will Replace ‘The Colbert Report’ On Comedy Central
Via THE LARRY WILMORE Comedy Central is staying in house to replace The Colbert Report when Stephen Colbert bolts for the more well-paid pastures of CBS. According to the Hollywood Reporter, The Daily...
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Nothing Makes David Letterman Happier Than Nathan Fillion’s Hairpiece Trick
CBS It doesn’t take much to entertain David Letterman. All you have to do is: look like Han Solo by way of Joey Tribbiani, star in a long-running soap opera, grab the attention of Joss Whedon, appear...
View ArticleCat Tries To Catch The Bass, Ends Up As Confused By EDM As We Are
Don’t worry about it, cat, we don’t really get EDM, either. No matter how hard you try to catch the bass, and with it, an understanding of why THE YOUTHS love their WUB WUB WUBS so much, you’ll never...
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Florida Man Who Facebook-Bragged About Selling Drugs Near A Cop Is Now In Jail
FACEBOOK Well, at least we know who will fill the role of Terrible Drug Dealer at the Florida Man Convention (“Coming Fall 2016 to Swampbutt, FLA, just 30 minutes south of the Cannibal Mile”). Taylor...
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This Sunday’s ‘The Simpsons’ Couch Gag Is Remarkably Depressing
FOX If a struggling college dean, probably named something like Dean Evilboner, ever needs to boost admission numbers, she should head over to the nearest high school, and show this Sunday’s The...
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This Rumor About Matthew McConaughey’s Hate-Filled Nickname For Anne Hathaway...
Getty Image As if our space-boners weren’t already sky high for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar (due out not soon enough, or more specifically, November 7th), now comes word that Matthew McConaughey...
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Ranking Weezer’s Albums, From Worst To Best
Geffen Today is the 20th anniversary of Weezer’s The Blue Album, so once you’ve finished reading the Smoking Section’s fascinating story behind its iconic cover, come back here for all of Weezer’s...
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The 10 Things We’ll Miss The Most About ‘Community’
NBC If you want to know the REAL reasons why we’re going to miss Community, take a look at any of the tens of thousands of words we’ve spent on the show, which was cancelled by NBC yesterday. It was...
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Billy Eichner Got Your New Favorite People To Discuss Hannah Montana’s ‘P*ssy’
FUSE You know that scene in an early episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, when Chelsea Peretti’s Gina gets an entire room of at-risk youths to chant, “BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS”? Well, this delightful...
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Take The Weekend To Appreciate That This Horrible Woman Isn’t Your Mom
AMC Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Did you remember to get her a card? You should get your mom a card. It doesn’t have to expensive or one of those monstrosities with a Talking Phil Dunphy on it, but you...
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Michael Sam Kissed His Boyfriend On ESPN And The World Didn’t Explode
Via TWITTER Kissing Suzy Kolber has a more detailed report, but Michael Sam, a football player who happens to be gay, was drafted by the St. Louis Rams earlier today, and we’re not living in a...
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There Was A Bikini Beach Party On ‘SNL.’ It’s Somehow Even Better Than It...
NBC It’s like the old saying goes: when you introduce a dead whale in the first act…”Bikini Beach Party” was both hilarious and awful, unlike the rest of last night’s Charlize Theron-hosted SNL, which...
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‘SNL’ Recap: Charlize Theron Cannot Sing (Or Host)
NBC There are things Charlize Theron can and cannot do. For instance, she cannot sing. She also cannot make characters best described as “pretty” interesting. But what she can do is play “weird,” and...
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