This Chart Shows Just How Popular ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Become
HBO Despite the lack of Ser Pounce, last Sunday’s Game of Thrones was watched by 7.2 million people, a number that doesn’t include the millions more who “borrowed” their parents HBO GO password. That’s...
View ArticleEllen Page Suggests We All Find The Patrick Stewart To Our Ian McKellen
NBC It can’t be easy being married to Patrick Stewart. I mean, yes, it is, because you’re spending the rest of your life with Captain Picard, but at the same it’s not — the entire world is rooting for...
View ArticleWhere D-Bags Dare: A Brief History Of Glenn Danzig Acting Like A Diva
YOUTUBE As far as Danzig Stories go, Glenn Danzig suing former Misfits bassist Jerry Only over royalties he never received “from the Misfits’ infamous skull logo, inking merchandising deals without...
View ArticleThe Anti-Anna Kendricks: 15 Celebrities You Should Unfollow On Twitter
20th Century Fox Patrick Stewart, Anna Kendrick, and Martha Plimpton have all mastered Twitter. They’re famous and funny, and deserve their millions of Followers, unlike, say, Jennifer Lopez, who...
View ArticleLet’s Watch Dave Grohl Take A Shot Of Jäger While Playing ‘Monkey Wrench’
Via TWITTER It’s both good and bad smartphones weren’t around during the days of G.G Allin. The good: people who hold up their phones to take pictures for an entire concert are history’s greatest...
View ArticleNaya Rivera Of ‘Glee’ Responds To Diva Rumors With…Bikini Photos?
Via INSTAGRAM In our annual check-in on Glee and how everyone on the show seems to hate everyone else on the show, we have Naya Rivera, who plays hot-tempered former (I think?) cheerleader Santana,...
View ArticleTerry Crews Is Officially Your New ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Host
FOX Terry Crews is many things to all the people. He’s a devoted father, loving husband, farmer’s market attendee, yogurt connoisseur, guy who occasionally forgets how to breathe, and now the Ebony...
View ArticleDid Patton Oswalt Go Too Far With His Deleted Tweet Experiment? (No.)
5-SECOND FILMS Earlier today, I praised famous people who are very good at Twitter, and condemned those who aren’t. Right on cue, here comes Patton Oswalt (he’s in the good category) with a deleted...
View ArticleThis Ridiculous Japanese ‘Walking Dead’ Promo Is Better Than The Actual Show
YOUTUBE Well, that’s settled: The Walking Dead, the AMC TV show, should be cancelled and replaced with The Walking Dead, the Japanese promos, featuring Daryl Dixon in a kimono and Andrew Lincoln...
View ArticleTwo Univ. Of Georgia Students Post Craigslist Ad Seeking Hit Man To Injure...
Columbia Pictures I can’t recall the last college final I took, but I’m sure I studied for it by not opening my textbook until four hours before the exam began, because “I can totally wing this, guys....
View ArticleA Band Found A Way To Silently Scam Spotify Out Of $20,000
YOUTUBE Inspired by John Cage’s 4′33″, and wanting to pull one over on Spotify, Los Angeles-based band Vulfpeck recently released Sleepify, an entirely silent album. No music, no lyrics, all nothing...
View ArticleThe 15 Best TV Characters Of The 2013-2014 Season
FOX Upfronts begin soon, which means it’s time to bid farewell to the 2013-2014 TV season. It was nice knowing you, Enlisted, Surviving Jack, and Trophy Wife, probably. Smell ya later, Dads. Looking...
View ArticleThe Self-Proclaimed ‘Virgin Whore’ Sold Her Virginity Online For $800,000
Via Musings of a Virgin Whore Say hello to Elizabeth Raine again. Well, “Elizabeth Raine,” the moniker the 28-year-old medical student goes by on her blog, Musings of a Virgin Whore. She’s...
View ArticleMötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee Will Drum On The Next Smashing Pümpkins Album
Via SMASHING PUMPKINS NEXUS Tommy Lee, best known for starring in your first celebrity sex tape, as well as occasionally drumming in the most motley of crues with the highest number of STDs, will...
View ArticleTurns Out Courtney Love Wrote Kurt Cobain’s ‘B*tch With Zits’ Note
Getty Image It was apparent to anyone who had ever heard a Nirvana song, watched a Nirvana interview, or read a Kurt Cobain profile that the note found at the scene of his suicide, which tells of a...
View ArticleReese Witherspoon Shared Elevator Sex Advice With Kate Upton And Zooey Deschanel
When last we checked in with elephant-waterer Reese Witherspoon, she was berating a police officer for not knowing who she was. Her exact words, said with the cruelest of intentions, “Do you know my...
View ArticleHere Is Over Nine Minutes Of Just The Breakdown From ‘Two Princes’
Epic “Hm, should I loop the breakdown from my favorite Spin Doctors song for over nine minutes?” “Just go ahead now.” “YOU GOT IT, ME.” “Hey, me, did you know there was a black dude in the Spin...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘Comedy Bang! Bang!’ Is Back Back
IFC Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Contestants include Donald Faison, Chrissy Teigen, Brooklyn Decker, and Sarah Chalke. I’d almost rather see them do the Turk Dance than make out. NFL Draft...
View ArticleLook At Lake Bell’s Topless Magazine Cover Again, And You’ll See A ‘Holy...
ABC I’m sure you all totally ignored Lake Bell’s topless Esquire cover when it was released, but I implore you to give it a shot. It’s OK, this isn’t a Raiders of the Lost Ark-esque trick to get your...
View ArticleA ‘Mario Kart’ Fan Wonderfully Trolled A Go-Kart Company’s Craigslist Ad
NINTENDO If you put up a Craigslist ad for “Go Kart, ATV, and Dirt Bike Repairs,” you’re practically begging to be prank-texted by in-character Mario Kart fans (in-character as everyone but Wario, that...
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