Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone Show Off Their Unique Way Of Kissing On ‘SNL’
NBC I’ll have a full SNL recap soon, but until then, let’s revisit the time that you kind of hated Andrew Garfield because he got to lick Emma Stone’s face, and you didn’t. The sketch’s coda is a bit...
View Article‘SNL’ Recap: Can Emma Stone Co-Host Every Week?
NBC Previously: “The Beygency” and “Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone’s weird kissing” This isn’t a knock on Andrew Garfield, who was funny and charming and not nearly as twitchy as I thought he’d be, but...
View Article‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘First Of His Name’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
View Article‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Readers Discussion: ‘First Of His Name’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
View ArticleHear The Song From 1892 That Everyone From Katy Perry To Weird Al Has Covered
YOUTUBE The degrees of separation between Weird Al, Tyler, the Creator, Katy Perry, Metallica’s Kirk Hammett, and Nick Cave is now minimal, thanks to “Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built For Two),” which is one...
View ArticleA Tenth-Grade Girl Passed Out Cupcakes Filled With Semen To Her Classmates
20th Century Fox Cupcakes aren’t as popular as they were only a few years ago, when Carrie Bradshaw got millions of women addicted to miniature cups of diabetes, but don’t tell that to the tenth-grader...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Is Officially Mrs. West, And We Have The Certificate To Prove It
Via IMGUR UPROXX would like to congratulate fast food magnates Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on the occasion of their marriage becoming official. The happy day occurred sometime last week: It was...
View ArticleEveryone Is Mad At Leslie Jones Of ‘SNL,’ Because Everyone Is An Idiot
NBC To counteract the blinding whiteness of Colin Jost, Leslie Jones, a writer and stand-up comedian, was asked to come onto Weekend Update during this week’s SNL to discuss Lupita Nyong’o winning...
View ArticleAn Unlikely Musician Sang The ‘Seinfeld’ Theme Song For A ‘Seinfeld’ Video Game
THE JUNIOR MINT Who’s gonna turn down a Seinfeld video game? It’s Seinfeld, it’s a video game — it’s a Seinfeld video game! Pippin Barr and Jason Richards, the warped mind behind popular Twitter...
View ArticleThis Supercut Will Increase Your Enjoyment Of ’24′…Or Totally Destroy It
FOX 24 returns after a four-year hiatus on Fox tonight. 24 returns…after a four-year break…ON FOX TONIGHT. The “limited event television series,” Live Another Day, will air for 12 episodes, with the...
View ArticleThe Fight Of The Century Involves A Teen Girl Throwing A Shovel At Her Friend
YOUTUBE When Deadpsin’s Tom Ley calls the video below “the best comedy and action movie of the year,” he’s not kidding. There’s so much to dissect, so many questions that demand to be answered — if...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: Jack Is Back, ‘Louie’ Is…Also Back
FX 24 (Fox, 8 p.m.) — Season premiere. Like James Bond, Jack Bauer is in London (with Chloe!); unlike James Bond, he plans to live, not die, another day. 2 Broke Girls (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Season finale....
View ArticleThe 10 Do’s And Don’ts Of ‘Louie’: ‘Back’/’Model’
FX In the first new episodes of Louie since September 2012, the titular lug aged two years in a day, was woken up a trio of noisy garbageman, threw out his back while shopping for a vibrator, bombed in...
View ArticleBrie Larson Showed Why She Should Be Your Next Big Crush On ‘Fallon’
NBC Community fans know her as Abed’s girlfriend, and indie movie-goers fell in love with her in Short Term 12, but not nearly enough people are aware of the wonderful Brie Larson. Well, here’s a...
View Article‘Teen Girl Shovel Fight (Kendrick Lamar Remix)’ Is The Best Song Of 2014
YOUTUBE How to make the great thing even greater? Add some Kendrick Lamar. It’s a day later, and I still have about a million questions about the teen girl shovel BRAWL, and the list is only getting...
View ArticleIntroduce Yourself To The 12 Rappers In XXL’s 2014 Freshman Class
Lupe Fiasco. B.o.B. Kendrick Lamar. J. Cole. There are few, if any regrettable choices for XXL‘s annual “freshmen class” list headliner, and their choice for 2014 is already an established talent,...
View Article8 Reasons Why We’re Glad To Have So Much Yvonne Strahovski In Our Lives
NBC Last night was a good one for Yvonne Strahovski and her many fans. Not only did she play an astronaut’s daughter who got punched in the face on Louie, she popped up on 24: Live Another Day as Kate...
View ArticleA Drunk Woman Was Caught Having Sex On A Flight That Her Parents Were Also On
Universal Pictures It’s a story that sounds like it was written by a teen Mad Libber. “A DRUNK woman was caught HAVING SEX on a VIRGIN flight to VEGAS a few feet away from where HER PARENTS were...
View ArticleCould We Be Any Happier That This Great Band Passed On The ‘Friends’ Theme?
NBC “I’ll Be There for You,” a.k.a. “Not That Goddamn Friends Theme Again,” regularly appears on Worst Songs of All-Time lists, not because it’s a bad song, but because it’s so maddeningly infectious....
View ArticleYour Future Favorite Politician Is Running For Student Council As ‘Soviet Bear’
REDDIT In fourth grade, I ran for student council as class treasurer. In the run-up to the election, which I recall involving no actual vote because I was the only one running (as the token Jew, the...
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