Here’s Dave Grohl Playing Drums On A Song About Porn Star Sasha Grey
Via KRISTEEN YOUNG Dave Grohl first became aware of St. Louis singer/songwriter Kristeen Young last year, when he guest-hosted Chelsea Lately and stand-up comic April Richardson gave him a mix with one...
View ArticleThe Problem With Warpaint Calling Beyoncé A ‘Slut’
Via FACEBOOK Indie pop foursome Warpaint are currently on the road, playing their own headlining dates and opening for the National, and along the way, they spoke to Q Magazine about the...
View ArticleA California Prisoner Has Filed An Insane $2.4 Billion Lawsuit Against Kanye...
Getty Image Richard Dupree, an inmate at California State Prison, Corcoran, plays by his own rules. He knows the #ILLUMINATI control the media, so he can’t get his story out using traditional means....
View Article‘TMZ’ Has Been Nominated For Nearly As Many Emmys As ‘The Wire’
Via TWITTER While the rest of the world burns, Harvey Levin’s gonna be sipping champagne out of his celebratory water bottle tonight: TMZ has been nominated for a Daytime Emmy Award. The cruel...
View ArticleThe Four Greatest Words In The English Language: ‘Nudist Resort Beer Festival’
sunny rest If you’re the kind of person who takes off an article of clothing for every sip of beer you gulp, you may want to head to the Sunny Rest Resort in Palmerton, Pennsylvania, on June 28th....
View ArticleBeck’s Cover Of ‘Billie Jean’ Isn’t As Embarrassing As It Could Be
EPIC Even a Micheal Jackson hater (yes, such monsters do exist) would have to admit “Billie Jean” is a perfect song. And because it’s so perfect, every Joe and Jane Karaoke thinks they can hee-hee it...
View ArticleThese ‘Disney Unhappily Ever After’ Images Will Ruin Your Stupid Happy Childhood
Via IMGUR Your childhood isn’t as great as you remember it being. For instance, think back to the first time you saw The Little Mermaid. Good movie, right? Talking crabs, angry chefs, singing sea...
View ArticleConan Had A Lot To Say About The ‘Seething Sexuality’ Of Jessica Paré
TBS A brief reenactment of last night’s chat between Mad Men star Jessica Paré and Conan: At one point, Martin Short even called Conan out, asking if he had a question after the host kept going on and...
View ArticleHave You Noticed The Pixar In-Joke That’s In An Old ‘Simpsons’ Episode?
DISNEY Pixar is like one big fraternity. An adorable fraternity run by a fuzzy blue monster, a clumsy robot, and a Dave Foley who plays by his own rules, but a fraternity nonetheless. You’re proud to...
View ArticleSad Kanye Is Sad In This Tragic Zip-Lining Photo With Kim Kardashian
Via IMGUR UPDATE: Here Are The Best Sad Kanyew Photoshops The Internet Has To Offer Kanye West and Matt Stone/Trey Parker have had their issues over the years, but even he has to admit South Park...
View ArticleListen To Michael Jackson’s Fantastic Sort-Of Duet With Justin Timberlake
If you were unimpressed by the first cut from Michael Jackson’s “new” album, XSCAPE, maybe “Love Never Felt So Good,” the King of Pop’s posthumous collaboration of sorts with Justin “Royal Title of...
View ArticleKendrick Lamar Covered ‘California Love’ At The iHeartRadio Music Awards
NBC Do uHeartRadio? Probably not, unless you love “Crocodile Rock” being played nine times an hour, so you missed out on last night’s inaugural iHeartRadio Music Awards. Many of the industry’s...
View ArticlePlease Enjoy This Woman Singing Marvin Gaye While Getting Attacked By Dogs
truTV Look, we rag on reality TV all the time around here, but that’s only because we’re mad every insipid reality show isn’t replaced by the brilliant Killer Karaoke, truTV’s self-explanatory singing...
View ArticleNick Cave, Iggy Pop, And Thurston Moore Formed A One-Song-Only Supergroup
Via FACEBOOK.COM/IGGYPOP Nick Cave, Thurston Moore, and leather monster Iggy Pop have joined forces to cover “Nobody’s City” by the great Gun Club for the upcoming album, Axels & Sockets. The song...
View ArticleThose ‘Stupid F*cking Idiots’ In Oregon Are Not Pleased With John Oliver
HBO To recap: in the premiere episode of his Last Week Tonight, host John Oliver got that rabble-rouser in a red dress Lisa Loeb to “sing a cheerful, quirky, Portland-y song about how the people of...
View Article10 Reasons Why We Want Emma Stone To Be Our Best Friend
NBC Our feelings for Emma Stone aren’t dissimilar to this Emma Stone GIF: she is THE BEST. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 might be “a casualty of a mass-marketing campaign” and a “product to sell merch,” but...
View Article‘Bounce House’ Is Sure To Get Your Middle School Party Jumpin’
YOUTUBE I won’t insult you and pretend you’re not well acquainted with Junior Barsity’s Jewelya Roberts, Smooth Slice Da Triggaman, and Rinkydink Crumplehorn, because obviously you know everything...
View ArticleThe Black Keys Prank-Called Their Own Record Label As ‘Quartzazium’
YOUTUBE Who knew Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney were such big Jerky Boys fans? As a way to kick out the LOLz before they tour behind Turn Blue for the next nine years, the Black Keys prank-called...
View ArticleWatch Joel McHale’s Hilariously ‘Mean’ White House Correspondents’ Dinner Roast
CNN Joel McHale’s speech was many things: funny…Um, OK, it was one thing: it was funny; McHale made fun of everyone — politicians on the left and the right, actors, CNN, CNN again, and CNN some more....
View Article‘SNL’s’ Brilliant ‘The Beygency’ Is The Beyoncé Of Fake Horror Movies
NBC For years, I’ve been afraid to share my true opinion of Beyoncé, who EVERYONE KNOWS IS THE QUEEN OF ALL MUSIC FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. Phew, I think that got THEM off my scent for a bit. Who is...
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