Things Don’t End Well For The Spectator Who Tried To Be A Pro Bike Rider
Next time you think you can hit a home run, or kick an extra point, or make a free throw, you can’t. You’ll end up looking like this poor SOB at the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup in Cairns, Australia....
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January Jones Is The Anti-Betty On Her Charming Instagram
INSTAGRAM It’s fair to say Betty Draper/Francis is no one’s favorite Mad Men character (though that’s true of everyone on Mad Men except Stan, because Stan is the best). Over the years, she’s been...
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Hear The Extended Donald Sterling Tape, Now With More Racism
Here is where I’d usually say something like, “Hey, it IS possible for Clippers owner Donald Sterling to be even more of a garbage human.” But no, I think he already reached peak asshole years ago —...
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An ‘Aussie Babe’ Explains What It’s Like To Be Topless On TV’s Highest Rated...
ABC In Wednesday’s episode of Modern Family, the Dunphy/Prichett gang traveled to frog-plagued Australia, because the show’s been on for five seasons and still hasn’t made a “Down Under” pun? Hijinks...
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A Middle School Teacher Said ‘I Love You Baby’ To Student She Was Giving Lap...
KHOU Everything about this story, involving a 42-year-old middle school teacher giving a student a birthday lap dance during class, is ridiculous, so let’s rank the MOST ridiculous sentences. 6. “He...
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Here’s How Two NBA Fans Insulted Donald Sterling At The Clippers Game
TWITTER Stay Golden, Warriors fans. Donald Sterling unfortunately didn’t see your sign, though. He refuses to even watch games held in Oakland. TWITTER Via @JeremySFFiled under: Web Culture Tagged:...
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The ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Finale Gets The Poochie Edit It Deserves
YOUTUBE The name’s Teddy M And I rock the wife, she died I’m half T-Dog And a third Teddy Westside I’m the hanging chad architect From New York City I’m a whiny d-bag You the late Mother I don’t pity....
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Louis C.K. Fired Off An A+ Twitter Rant That Was Inspired By His Kids’ Math...
FX Louis C.K. is rarely active on Twitter, unless he’s insulting strangers or has something to say about his kids’ math homework. Yesterday, C.K. wrote a series of tweets to his 3.34 million Followers...
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Important: The Best Character On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Isn’t Returning This Season
I watched the first 33 episodes of Game of Thrones waiting for the 34th. Everything that happened before it didn’t matter — Ned Stark? Never heard of him. The Golden Crown? Whatever. Hot Pie’s hot...
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Noel Gallagher Will Reunite Oasis For Half A Billion Condoms
Getty Image Noel Gallagher, ever the cheekiest bloke stumbling his way out of the pub, has been faced with a barrage of Oasis questions ever since brother Liam tweeted “O A S I S” and “OASIS LG” last...
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Womp It Up With The Internet’s Best Tributes To Jessica St. Clair’s Marissa...
USA NETWORK With the exception of the 19 Modern Family reruns that fill their schedule every day, USA Network isn’t known for its comedy programming. That should change tonight with the series premiere...
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Janelle Monáe Joined OutKast For A Performance Of ‘Hey Ya!’
YOUTUBE OutKast continued their massive 40-date reunion tour this weekend with a date in Kingston Downs, Georgia, where they were joined by special guests Killer Mike, Sleepy Brown, and Janelle Monáe...
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8 Stunning Supermodels Who Gave This Whole Acting Thing A Shot
20th Century Fox While most everyone who saw The Other Women this weekend was focused on a different aspect of her performance, our good friends over at Vulture were paying attention to the words that...
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Lax Bros Are Pissed At Jay Z For Calling Them Soft In DJ Khaled’s New Song
SOUNDCLOUD It’s gonna be awhile before Jay Z is asked to perform at Duke or Amherst College after he totally slamchecked/dickthrusted/buttwhipped/elbowslashed/other fictional lacrosse term lax bros in...
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Patrick Stewart To Play An Alcoholic In Seth MacFarlane’s Starz Trek
FOX Patrick Stewart, one-half of Twitter’s favorite gay straight couple (or straight gay couple?), is best known for playing bald men in sci-fi franchises, but he’s a very funny bald comedic actor,...
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Kurt Cobain Called Courtney Love A ‘B*tch With Zits’ In A Bizarre Note Found...
Getty Image Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love were the music scene’s Eric and Tami Taylor, if Coach sarcastically called Mrs. Coach a “bitch with zits.” A previously-unseen note that was found on Kurt’s...
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A Complete Guide To The Women On ‘Louie’
FX Despite being a self-proclaimed “sad fat man,” Louis C.K. has done pretty well for himself in the romantic department. As has the character he plays on Louie, which mercifully returns to FX after a...
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A Doughnut Store Employee Printed A Mitch Hedberg Quote On A Customer’s Receipt
COMEDY CENTRAL I know through experience that I can go an entire day speaking only in Simpsons references (and what a prom it was), but I’m pretty sure I could do the same with Mitch Hedberg quotes....
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Meet Daisy Ridley, The Unknown Female Lead Of ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
IMDB The moment Disney announced that Daisy Ridley would star in an unknown role in Star Wars: Episode VII, her Internet history was scrubbed away…by Disney. The House of Mouse knows how to make people...
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‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Had Its First Special Needs Contestant Last Night
ABC Our favorite Wheel of Fortune clips usually involve someone misspeaking (we’ll never forget you, Ay-Chill-Is and I Have the Wine), or unintended racism. Last night’s episode unfortunately had...
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