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This Vine Of A Llama Frolicking To DMX Is Peak Internet

The entire history of the Internet, hell, the entire history of personal computers, mobile phones, recorded music, and electricity has been leading to this moment, when mankind FINALLY paired a happy...

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Arcade Fire Trolled Everyone At Coachella With Some Famous Punks

Via twitter It wouldn’t be a major music festival without at least one “Daft Punk is playing…here!” rumor. They’re as omnipresent as clean port-a-potties are rare, though rarely do they originate from...

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Jack White Recorded The World’s Fastest Record Over The Weekend

THIRD MAN RECORDS As part of Record Store Day 2014, Jack White recorded what’s being called the world’s fastest record at his Third Man Records’ Nashville headquarters. Unfortunately, it’s not a blues...

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CNN Asked If The KKK Can ‘Rebrand.’ The Internet Responded.

Knowing full well that a lot of people would already be saying “whaaaaaaaa?” on 4/20, CNN published the skank weed of think pieces yesterday: “Can this KKK leader rebrand?” Or as it was originally...

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Five Porn Stars Detail How They ‘Came Out’ To Their Parents

Getty Image Belle Knox “came out,” so to speak, as a porn performer in a less than enviable way: a fellow student found her on FacialAbuse.com (“I was just reading it for the articles”). She deserved...

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Last Night’s ‘The Good Wife’ Referenced The Troll Toll Song From ‘It’s Always...

FX The typical CBS viewer can’t find FX on their channel guide, let alone actually watch one of their non-procedural shows, so credit The Good Wife (which is on a ridiculous run of greatness lately)...

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Emma Stone Learned She Was A ‘Basic Bitch’ By Googling Herself

If you asked 100 people why they adore Emma Stone with a passion of a million Emma Stone GIFs, the second most popular answer, behind only, “She’s really good in in Marmaduke,” would be, “She seems...

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What’s On Tonight: The Season Finale Of ‘Archer’

FX Friends with Better Lives (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — “Will sexts with his new date.” How edgy. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (ABC Family, 9 p.m.) — I still have nightmares about Christopher Lloyd dropping that...

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Aaron Sorkin Apologized For Subjecting The World To ‘The Newsroom’

HBO After two disappointing seasons, filled with nearly as many broken phones as comically incompetent characters, Aaron Sorkin has finally admitted that The Newsroom isn’t what he hoped it would be....

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Katy Perry Played The World’s Most Narcissistic Game With Her Biggest Fan

ABC Katy Perry dubbed “Who Knows Katy,” a game created by Jimmy Kimmel Live! in which Smurfette come to life squared off against her biggest fan, Emily, in a quiz show about herself, the “most...

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Louis C.K. Tells GQ He Wishes He Had Been More Suicidal After ‘Pootie Tang’

Peggy Sirota/GQ Louis C.K. is on the cover of next month’s GQ, because who is he if not the Katy Perry of overweight, bald, freckled dudes? We’ve read so many interviews with the Louie star over the...

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Legendary Punk Band Death Made Their Late-Night Debut Last Night On ‘Arsenio’

It’s long overdue, but legendary Detroit protopunk band Death finally made their debut late-night performance last night on The Arsenio Hall Show, some 40 years after the group first started...

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Everything You Weren’t Asking About Mimi Faust And The Most Pirated Sex Tape...

VIVID Everything about this story is ridiculous, so let’s break it down, point by point. 1. Mimi Faust is one of the “stars” of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, VH1′s spinoff of Love & Hip Hop. Her...

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Avril Lavigne Is Why We Should Be Glad MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore

YOUTUBE The next time you feel like complaining, “I miss the days when the M in MTV stood for Music, and not My Super Sweet Sex Tape,” remember that all those reality shows are sparing your TV set from...

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Survey Says…These Are The 10 Most Misheard Song Lyrics Of All-Time

Atlantic The most famous misheard lyric of all-time is probably, “Excuse me while I kiss this guy” (Jimi Hendrix was ahead of his time, but not THAT progressive). Yet “Purple Haze” surprisingly didn’t...

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Iggy Azalea Stopped Crowdsurfing At A Recent Show Because Fans Were Fingering...

YOUTUBE I can’t believe this is even a thing that needs to be said, but: if you go to a concert, please do not finger the talent. You are not Don Draper, they are not Bobbie Barrett. It’s disgusting...

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Here’s Pod From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Singing ‘The Rains Of Castamere’

YOUTUBE It’s been a rough day on the Internet. We’ve covered racism, car crashes, more racism, Mrs. Doubtfire, and poisoned squirrels. So I think we owe it to ourselves to kick back, relax, and enjoy...

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Meet The Gorgeous Lawyer George Clooney Is Reportedly Engaged To

Getty Image According to Page Six, George Clooney, best known for being really handsome and having nipples, is engaged to his girlfriend of less than a year, Lebanon-born lawyer Amal Alamuddin. You...

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Listen To A Slow Jam Version Of The ‘DuckTales’ Theme Song

YOUTUBE As previously noted, ducks are horrible rape monsters that will stab you with their corkscrew duck dongs when you least expect it. Basically, they’re the Jaime Lannisters of the animal kingdom....

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Why Did ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Cut This Scene From The Series Finale?

CBS The scars left by the How I Met Your Mother finale are fading, but still visible. No matter how hard Neil Patrick Harris tries to sell that he’s a “big proponent” of Carter Bays and Craig Thomas’...

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