Watch The Very Taystee ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Season 2 Trailer
Orange Is the New Black is a big ol’ lesbian lie, but that doesn’t mean it’s not highly addictive TV. The most Pornstache-centric of Netflix’s crop of content returns on June 6th (so plan on NOT...
View ArticleAdam Scott Found A New Way For Pete Holmes To Be Racist
On last night’s The Pete Holmes Show, Adam Scott dropped by to awkwardly sit in his chair, discuss birthdays, and confront Holmes on his lack of knowledge about all things Stephen Dorff and Blade. Or...
View ArticleMastodon Is Back With A New Song, And All Is F*ck Yeah In The World
Via FACEBOOK It’s been three long years since Mastodon’s last “metal for people who don’t love metal, but also metalheads” album. That’s about to change, though. The band’s sixth record, Once More...
View ArticleBilly Eichner Made Joel McHale Knock Anna Kendrick Out In A Mo’Nique-Themed...
Here is a very important clip of Parks and Rec newbie Billy Eichner screaming at long-time Community favorite Joel McHale about Alison Brie after knocking that “bitch” Anna Kendrick out in a giant...
View ArticleTom Cruise Is Reportedly Dating TV’s Favorite Lesbian Drug Dealer
Paramount I’ll say this much about Tom Cruise: it’s not every man who can say he’s dated Cher, Penélope Cruz, AND Katie Holmes. In fact, he’s pretty much the only one, and now the extensive...
View Article10 Reasons Why We Want ‘Community’ For Six Seasons (And A Movie)
NBC Here’s NBC chairman Robert Greenblatt on the prospect of a sixth season of Community (and a seventh for Parks and Recreation, which is already pretty much a sure thing): “Parks and Rec and...
View ArticleJustin Bieber’s Dad Might Be An Even Bigger Scumbag Than Justin Bieber
Getty Image As much as we criticize Justin Bieber for being a reckless twerp (which he is!), most of his destruction, to himself or otherwise, has been harmless, boys will be boys, and so on. Unlike...
View ArticleThis Lithuanian Woman Should Have Cleared Her Laptop Before Filming A Video
YOUTUBE You’d think Internet providers would know you ALWAYS clear your laptop before recording a YouTube video — hell, “getting rid of the evidence” is as important as turning the damn thing on — but...
View ArticleWhat’s On Tonight: ‘Community’s’ Out For Summer, ‘Community’s’ Out Forever?
NBC Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Season finale. I liked last week’s episode a lot more the second time around. I’m going to like tonight’s, which could be the series finale (though that’s unlikely), A LOT...
View ArticleA Professor Was Suspended Because His Daughter Wore This ‘Game Of Thrones’ Shirt
Google+ Francis Schmidt, an art and 3-D animation professor at Bergen Community College in New Jersey, is a huge Game of Thrones fan, which means his young daughter is a big Brienne booster, too. In...
View ArticleConan Gave Judy Greer A Standing Ovation For Her Stance On ‘New Boobs’
TBS No matter where Arrested Development/Archer star Judy Greer goes, she has to SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, because people are always flashing her. Except they’re not actually showing the goods — they’re...
View Article‘Community’ Recap: 10 GIFs From ‘Basic Sandwich’ That Are Streets Ahead
NBC As tough as it was to grade last week’s “Basic Story” without part two of the two-part finale, it’s damn near impossible to fully evaluate “Basic Sandwich” until we know if Community has been...
View ArticleTreat Yo’ Self To The 10 Best GIFs From Last Night’s ‘Parks And Recreation’
NBC The forthcoming baby Knopes are instantly my favorite fictional triplets of all-time, which is to say, I already like them more than Tracy, Niki, and Barbara on Heroes. I must admit, Parks and...
View Article‘Let It GoT’ Is A ‘Game Of Thrones’/‘Frozen’ Song Of Ice And Fire (But Mostly...
We were all set to let it go, let it goooooooo, etc. with “Let It Go” parodies — we don’t want to let the crazy Frozen moms win — until Game of Thrones got involved. “Let It Go(T),” written by Gail...
View ArticleThe Sex List Lindsay Lohan Insisted Was Fake? She Now Says It’s Real.
I’ve always held the belief that there’s no one more trustworthy than a train wreck actress, so I’m absolutely crestfallen to learn that Lindsay Lohan is a big ol’ liar. The husky-voiced Coachella...
View ArticleBelle & Sebastian Covered Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin” At A Children’s...
YOUTUBE Belle & Sebastian, the Wes Anderson of bands, recently teamed up with the Songs for Kids Foundation to brighten the lives of the young patients at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta by...
View ArticleDon’t Be Afraid Of Seeing Kristen Bell ‘Naked’ On ‘Ellen’
Kristen Bell should be the Andy Richter to Ellen’s Conan. The last time she appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, we got pretty much the most adorable thing ever. Yesterday, Bell returned, and not...
View ArticlePharrell’s ‘Happy’ Music Video Without The Music Is An Awkward Nightmare
You almost had us, Pharrell. You wrote two of 2013′s most indispensable hit singles, you wore a goofy hat, you cried in front of Oprah while watching a montage of fans singing “Happy,” your...
View Article‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘Breaker Of Chains’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
View Article‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Readers Discussion: ‘Breaker Of Chains’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
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