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‘The Walking Dead’ Isn’t Going Anywhere For A Very Long Time
AMC AMC is struggling right now. We already covered this not shocking development, but here’s the TL;DR version: Breaking Bad‘s done, Mad Men‘s almost finished, and no one watches Turn, Hell on Wheels,...
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Anna Kendrick Claims No One’s Hit On Her Since ‘Up In The Air’
CARTER SMITH FOR ELLE Careful what you wish for, Anna Kendrick. The actress/Instagram pro/Game of Thrones superfan, who apparently has never seen an episode of The Twilight Zone, recently spoke to Elle...
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Vanessa Bayer Gives Drake Some Terrible Advice On Changing His Name
YOUTUBE Vanessa Bayer and Drake must have hit it off when he hosted SNL (never forget), because the man now forever known as Graham Cracka appeared in the season two premiere of the Above Average...
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Bill Murray Crashed A Random Couple’s Engagement Photos
Fia Forever Wedding Photography Bill Murray looks at dramatic wedding photos with WILDFIRE, and jiggles his belly from laughter. Here’s the story of Murray’s latest “no one will ever believe you”...
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Who Is Cara Delevingne, And Why Is She About To Be In Everything?
Getty Image She’s been called the “only true modern supermodel” and “the face of the decade,” so we’re about to see a whole more of Cara Delevingne. The 21-year-old British model is to now as Kate Moss...
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This Guy Texted 32 Tinder Matches At Once. The Ladies Bonded…With Each Other.
An enterprising horndog named “Joshua” (not me) came up with a radical idea: what would happen if you texted 32 Tinder dates at once? Tinder, for those not in the know, is a swipe-based,...
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It’s Time To Settle ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Vs. ‘Game For Thrones’ Once And For All
NEW LINE CINEMA/HBO “Hey, what are you guys doing?” “We’re playing Harry Potter.” “Ha, fags!” Cartman’s opinion on all things magic and Muggles is probably how most Game of Thrones fans feel about the...
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A Man Wearing A GoPro Freaks Out When He Comes Face To Face With A Shark
YOUTUBE Going into the water in Australia should be illegal. If you don’t get stung to death by a jellyfish the size of a phone book, a Great White Shark will eat you alive. A man wearing a GoPro...
View ArticleThis Janelle Monáe Cover Of A David Bowie Classic Is Why She’s The Queen
I, I will be king, and you, Janelle Monáe, you will be queen, and together we’ll explore the world, you bringing your show-stopping David Bowie covers to the adoring masses, and me, well, I’ll figure...
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The 10 Things We’ll Miss The Most About ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 4
HBO So remember how excited we were that Game of Thrones was almost back? Yeah, those were the days, because now we’re very sad that after Sunday, there won’t be another new episode again until next...
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Meet The Woman With O-Cup Breasts Who Wants To Look Like Jessica Rabbit
YOUTUBE Penny Brown’s not bad. She’s just plastic surgery’d that way. The 25-year-old plus-sized pinup model has gotten two boob jobs in the past two years to go from a H to an O cup, and shrunk her...
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Lars Ulrich Accepts Will Ferrell And Chad Smith’s Drum-Off Challenge
Getty Image The guys in Metallica are at the point in their career where they’d rather do anything than release a new Metallica album. It’s been six long years since Death Magnetic, and although there...
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What’s On Tonight: Why Can’t ‘Party Down South’ Be ‘Party Down’?
STARZ Adventure Time (Cartoon, 7 p.m.) — This show is on Thursday now, for some reason. It’s still great. Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 8 p.m.) — I’d respect a game show with Tim Gunn, Tiffani Thiessen,...
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Let Mitch Hurwitz Explain Why So Much Network Television Is Garbage
FOX This post serves two purposes: 1) to point out how it’s nearly impossible for a good, let alone great show to make it on network television, and 2) to humbly request that filming begins on the...
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Watch Judy Greer Perfectly Spoof Her Rom-Com Best Friend Past
FUNNY OR DIE Poor Judy Greer. Always the best friend of the woman who rushes off to the airport to kiss her future-husband, never the woman who rushes off to the airport to kiss her future-husband. To...
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A New Orleans Family Turned Their Stylish Mother’s Funeral Into A Party With...
WGNO As virtue of being a Carolina Panthers fan, I’m predisposed to hating all New Orleans Saints fans (Cajun Boy and I haven’t spoke since 1983), but even I can’t help but tip a pot of gumbo to Miriam...
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A ‘Justified’ Baddie Is Coming To ‘Orange Is The New Black’
Getty Image Dreams of a Justified and Orange Is the New Black crossover were dashed the moment Ava was freed from prison before she could get embroiled in a race war with Vee (there’s still hope for...
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Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel Is Even Worse Than It Sounds
Getty Image Confused porn-maker Farrah Abraham has a trio of erotic novels coming out soon that are destined to spend the next decade gathering dust at the bottom of the Spencer Gifts bargain bin,...
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Nick Offerman’s Speech On The ‘Noxious’ Media And Gun Control Is A Must-See
C-SPAN Ron Swanson himself, Nick Offerman, was asked to host the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. last night, because he’s been to 2017 — he knows what future...
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Guess Which ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Actress Was A CBGB Punk Star
Getty Image Annie Golden plays kitchen staff mute Norma on Orange Is the New Black, but many years ago, she was a CBGB regular who would later record the most 1980s song ever for a John Hughes film...
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