‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Readers Discussion: ‘The Watchers On The Wall’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
View ArticleDeath Grips Shared Their Very NSFW New Album With Björk
Getty Image Rap-punk outfit Death Grips just released half of a new double album, the powers that b. It’s called n*ggas on the moon, and if all of that isn’t weird enough, oh yeah, Björk is on all...
View Article‘You Did Not Eat That’ Mocks Gorgeous Models And The Food They’re Not Having
Via INSTAGRAM You can’t have it both ways, pretty people. You can’t be gorgeous and tiny and earn millions of dollars, AND gorge on large orders of In-N-Out burgers and fries. That’s for US, the...
View ArticleThe Great Rik Mayall, Star Of ‘The Young Ones,’ Has Died
Getty Image Your gateway into British sitcoms should begin with three shows: Fawlty Towers, The Office, and The Young Ones, which followed the lives of students at Scumbag College and gave rise to the...
View ArticleThe Best Parents Ever Made Their Daughter An Iron Throne For Her Nameday
Via IMGUR Updated “who should sit on the Iron Throne” power rankings, from least to most deserving: 7. Tommen Baratheon 6. Bran Stark 5. Gendry 4. Stannis Baratheon 3. Daenerys Targaryen 2. “Emma” 1....
View ArticleAlexandra Daddario Is Talking About Her ‘True Detective’ Nude Scene Again
Mikael Jansson For INTERVIEW I wish I had been forward-thinking enough to note the number of Google search results there were for “Alexandra Daddario” on January 18, 2014. That was the day before...
View ArticleJames Franco Wrote A Weird Essay About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan
NBC For someone who didn’t have sex with Lindsay Lohan, freaky geek James Franco is certainly fascinated with having sex with Lindsay Lohan. On top of his ostensible day job as an actor (he’s going to...
View Article‘Louie’ Discussion: Freaks And Geeks And Jeremy Renner
FX What’s the worst thing you ever did in middle school? I thought back to my ugly, pimply past during last night’s marvelous Louie, and I’m happy I couldn’t think of anything truly despicable. Sure,...
View ArticleTyrion Or Tywin? The 8 Toughest In-Show 2014 Emmy Decisions
FX The 2014 Emmy nominees won’t be announced until July 10th, at which point we can bitch about Jim Parsons and the lack of Walton Goggins (AGAIN). But that’s still a few weeks away, so all we can do...
View ArticleA Teacher Who Slept With Her Student Put Inappropriate Photos On Facebook
FACEBOOK Stephanie Amato, 30, is an eighth grade special education teacher in Philadelphia who turned herself into the authorities last week for allegedly having sex with one of her students. According...
View ArticleIt’s Just What The Internet Needed: New Porn(ographers)!
YOUTUBE It’s been four years since the last New Pornographers album, Together, and even longer since the last GREAT New Pornographers album, Twin Cinema. But judging by the title track of the reformed...
View ArticleDonald Trump’s Bloated Ego Hit New Levels Of Unintentional Hilarity Last Night
Getty Image The world is a better place without Donald Trump updates in it, but this is too good not to share. Last night, SB Nation writer/the Classical co-founder David Roth tweeted, “Donald Trump...
View ArticleA ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actress Responded Hilariously To A Bro Going Crazy Over...
HBO The night is dark, and full of “TITS!” HyperVocal directed us to a video of a teenage Game of Thrones fan watching “Mockingbird” from earlier this season, and flipping many-a sh*t when Melisandre...
View ArticleA Wildfire Made These The Most Dramatic Wedding Photos You’ll Ever See
Via JOSH NEWTON If movies and TV shows have taught us anything, and they have, it’s that men always bolt from their wedding with the speed of George Costanza leaving a child’s birthday party. But...
View ArticleUPROXX Interview: Allison Tolman On Last Night’s Wonderfully Tense Episode Of...
FX Last night’s Fargo was aces. This whole season has been, actually, which is why we’re bummed there’s only one episode left. I expected Fargo to be very good, considering the movie it’s based on and...
View ArticleHear An Amazing ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme Cover By A New Orleans Jazz Band
The Swamp Donkeys are a wonderfully named New Orleans-based group that specialize in “traditional jazz, blues, jass originals, vaudeville, modern jazz adaptations, and many other jazz and New...
View ArticleYou Can Buy Belle Knox’s Panties For A Good Cause
Getty Image Belle Knox and Tasha Reign are two of the only porn stars working today that can be considered real-life famous, so their working together is like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro sharing a...
View ArticleHere It Is: Eva Green In The Weirdest TV Sex Scene Of 2014
SHOWTIME If there was a Pulitzer Prize for Eva Green’s Awesome Boobs coverage, we would win it every year. Vince has been diligently reporting on her Sin City: A Dame to Kill For poster, and its...
View ArticleMila Kunis Filmed An Important PSA About Men Saying ‘We’re Pregnant’
We all have our pet peeves. Mine is the video above saying “Mila Franco.” Mila Kunis’ is men saying “we’re pregnant.” You’re not the one, fellas, carrying a watermelon inside your butt (that’s how...
View ArticleWatch A Sister Throw Boiling Water On Her Brother, Because Kids These Days
One of four things are going on here: 1. A sister threw a pot of boiling water on her brother without his knowledge, which somehow isn’t even the most f*cked up possibility. 2. No, that would be: a...
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