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The Hero Who Tackled The Seattle Shooter Had His Honeymoon Paid For By Strangers
Via FACEBOOK “The man blasting away with a shotgun paused to reload, and Jon Meis saw his chance.” That’s how the Associated Press began their report on the coward who killed one person and wounded...
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Benedict Cumberbatch Punched A Journalist For Keira Knightley
Getty Image Benedict Cumberbatch is no fan of the press. If he’s not writing notes, he’s covering his face with napkins, though he might do that in his free time, when no one’s around, too. No...
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A Vegan Fitness Model Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati With Her Boyfriend
INSTAGRAM If Tylor Morgan Scott and Naomi Charles, the couple who allegedly stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati and “other valuables,” aren’t attached to a movie called We Can’t Stop by the end of the week,...
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Someone Finally Said Bring It On To Directing ‘Ant-Man’
Getty Image Maybe Peyton Reed should stop taking advice from his own movies. After Edgar Wright, Adam McKay, and Rawson Marshall Thurber all replied thanks but no thanks to Marvel’s Ant-Man, the...
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Iggy Azalea And Rita Ora Are Basically The Wayans Brothers In ‘White Chicks’
Via IMGUR Is Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora as the Copeland brothers/Wilson sisters in White Chicks funny? Yes. Is it also an excuse to embed this clip of Terry Crews singing “A Thousand Miles”? Also, yes....
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Neil Young’s Twitter Account Was Hilariously Porn-Hacked
Getty Image Neil Young’s tens of thousands of Twitter followers were in for a sexy surprise yesterday when instead of reading about his tour dates, they were watching PornHub videos with names like...
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Watch Weezer’s Patrick Wilson Catch A Frisbee While Drumming
Getty Image In my ranking of every one of Weezer’s albums, I put Make Believe in sixth place (out of eight), largely because hearing first single “Beverly Hills” on the radio causes me to break out in...
View ArticleMark Hamill Imagined What The Joker Meeting Luke Skywalker Would Sound Like
Mark Hamill’s life is an endless stream of nerds asking him to do the Joker voice, or to bullseye womp rats, and he seems like a nice enough guy that he’s usually happy to oblige. At Disney World’s...
View ArticleHear Sir Mix-A-Lot Perform ‘Baby Got Back’ With A Symphony Orchestra
The Seattle Symphony Orchestra is “recognized for its extraordinary performances, programming, recordings, and community engagement,” and also for liking big butts, and they cannot lie. As part of...
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Nicolas Cage Wore A Nicolas Cage Shirt To A Guns N’ Roses Show
Via imgur There’s a lot going on here. A possibly pregnant Andrew Dice Clay. A possibly pregnant Andrew Dice Clay maybe wearing shorts (?). The fact that Andrew Dice Clay and Nicolas Cage are both...
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A ‘Jurassic Park’ Actor Was Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Teenage Girl
Universal Pictures Actor Cameron Thor, best known for playing well-shaved slimeball Dr. Lewis Dodgson in Jurassic Park, is apparently a pretty horrible guy in real-life, too: he was arrested last week...
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Meet The 31-Year-Old Man Who’s Addicted To Having Sex With Grandmothers
YOUTUBE Warning: the video below is not safe for life and/or work, unless you’re employed at Bialystock & Bloom, in which case, a 30-something tongue-kissing a 91-year-old grandma is probably de...
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An Unlikely Musician Set The Record For Most-Attended Indoor Concert In U.S....
Getty Image If someone asked me what the highest-attended concert in U.S. history was, first, I’d give them a weird look for asking such a specific question, and then I’d probably guess someone like U2...
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Shailene Woodley Wore A Disguise To A ‘The Fault In Our Stars’ Screening
INSTAGRAM To avoid being ripped to shreds by a horde of teenage girls with streaked eye makeup, Shailene Woodley apparently wore a disguise to a screening of The Fault In Our Stars, the new hit movie...
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Tonight’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is The Show’s Most Expensive Episode Yet
HBO In a season full of OH SH*T moments, tonight’s Game of Thrones episode, “The Watchers on the Wall,” might be the most OH NO THEY DIDN’T yet, or at least the most expensive. All the kind of boring,...
View ArticleA Son Kept A Childhood Promise He Made, And Bought His Dad An Amazing Gift
Father’s Day isn’t until *looks at the used SI Swimsuit calender my dad bought me for Christmas* next week, but don’t bother — you’re going to look like Tom Riddle, Jr. compared to “Belairboy.” As an...
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Matthew McConaughey Gave Sandra Bullock A ‘Decade Of Hotness’ Award
Getty Image Sandra Bullock has been very attractive for a very long time, and will continue to be attractive after the rest of us look like the Speed 2: Cruise Control of people. For that reason, and...
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Philip Seymour Hoffman Was Going To Be On ‘Louie’
Getty Image Philip Seymour Hoffman was great even in bad movies, like his wonderfully weird role in Along Came Polly, so I can only imagine how amazing he would have been on Louie, which was going to...
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An ‘SNL’ Cast Member All But Confirms She’s Not On The Show Anymore
Getty Image Everyone assumed that the season finale of SNL was Nasim Pedrad’s last episode on the show, considering she’s starring on Fox’s highly anticipated new sitcom Mulaney, and earlier today at...
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‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: ‘The Watchers On The Wall’
HBO (Note: to help clear up the discussion thread congestion, we’re publishing two Game of Thrones recaps this season, one for book readers and one for non-book readers. Doing it this way means those...
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