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If You Visit Aaron Paul’s House, He’ll Come Down And Say Hi To You (But Don’t)
Remember how I asked Breaking Bad to stop being so perfect yesterday? Yeah, well, someone didn’t get the message: a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from...
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#SmackCam Is The Worst Thing To Happen To The Internet Since The Last...
It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST. Add this to their Justin Bieber...
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Dr. Murder: Thomas Harris Revealed The Real-Life Inspiration For Hannibal Lecter
Despite decades of fan mail from charming cannibals and Anthony Heald lovers alike, Red Dragon author Thomas Harris has never revealed who inspired his most famous creation, Hannibal Lecter. Until now...
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Someone Figured Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Blog Critics: “The world may never know.” Wiki Answers: “Large licks: 423. Small licks: 752.” Askville: “As the popular commercial...
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Anna Kendrick Showed Off Her Adorable ‘Loser Faces’ On ‘Comedy Bang! Bang!’
During friend of the blog Scott Aukerman’s live chat with us earlier this week, I forgot to ask him one very important question: Anna Kendrick perfect. OK, maybe that’s not so much a question as it is...
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Meet Ron Swanson’s Eagleton Rival: 8 Things We Learned About NBC Today
The last time NBC president Bob Greenblatt spoke to the slumped, tired masses at the Television Critics Association (TCA) press tour, back in January, all anyone desired to talk about was Community....
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Justin Bieber Was Photographed Spitting On His Fans From A Hotel Balcony
Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of...
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Thank You, Jeebus: 10 Reasons Why ‘The Simpsons’ Coming To Cable Is The Best...
Pack your bags everyone, the Simpsons are going to Palestine, Swaziland, Azerbaijan, Wilmington, Friendster headquarters, the United States Virgin Islands, the ol’ swimming hole, and finally, TO...
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Freddie Mercury And Michael Jackson’s 1983 Duets Are Finally Being Released
It’s among the most-desired unheard recordings in pop music history, right up there with Chinese Democracy before there were 17 layers of guitars added to the mix: it’s the duets of Michael Jackson...
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‘Harry Potter’ Superfan Wanted By The FBI After Threatening The Webmaster...
Engorgio crazy. In a story that could have been taken straight out of the new Robert Galbraith novel, 28-year-old Harry Potter superfan Jessica Elizabeth Parker has been accused by the FBI of a...
View ArticleThis Car’s Incredible Bass System Was A Very Pleasurable Experience For One...
Note to self: never take grandma for a ride in a car with a killer sound system and blast Bassnectar. Otherwise, you might end up in an awkward situation where someone’s inappropriately enjoying the...
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Want To Know How You Can See Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Icona Pop, And More For...
Since 2009, Virgin has held a free one-day festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, MD called, well, FreeFest. The lineup could be half-assed and people would still go, because it’s free,...
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When Weird Al’s ‘Albuquerque’ And ‘Breaking Bad’ Come Together, Good Things...
I’m going to go out on a limb and proclaim Weird Al’s best song to be…”Albuquerque.” The album-closing track from 1999′s Running with Scissors is hypnotically weird, brilliantly original, and...
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What’s On Tonight: Have A Deanlightful Time Watching Jim Rash Interview...
The Writers’ Room (Sundance, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. Dean Pelton interviewing Vince Gilligan, Bryan Cranston, and the Breaking Bad writers about their show is TV’s best idea since Breaking Bad....
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These ‘Maxim’ Photos Of Lil’ Ruthie Camden From ’7th Heaven’ Will Probably...
During Sunday’s episode of True Blood, actress Jurnee Smollett stripped naked and hopped into the shower with shape-shifting bar owner, Sam Merlotte. That scene in and of itself wasn’t particularly...
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It Finally Happened: Moreos Are The Delicious, Twisted Life Hack That...
What. No. It can’t be real. It…it just can’t be. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL. The Oreo was as perfect a creation as any, right up there with equally transcendent black...
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Try To Guess Who DJ Khaled’s ‘I Wanna Be With You’ Is About
Hm, let’s see. Less than a week after DJ Khaled creeped the world out with a marriage proposal video to Nicki Minaj, who still hasn’t answered, probably because she was too busy twerking, comes a new...
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The Summer Of Miley Cyrus’s Awkward Sexuality Continues With Big Sean’s...
Last night, I finally saw This Is the End in a theater that was surprisingly crowded for a movie that’s been out for nearly two months. It was great and incredibly well received by the audience, but...
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Watch Jason Bateman, Ed Helms, Jason Sudeikis, & Will Forte Make Fun Of...
The Walmart camping section version of woodsmen in Mumford & Sons are about as annoyingly earnest as they come. Every emotion is huge, every fist is clenched as tight as an antique bear trap,...
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Death Cab For Newbies: 15 Songs That Would Be On ‘The O.C.’ Soundtrack If The...
Ten years ago today, Ryan Atwood welcomed the world to The O.C., bitch, eventually igniting a riot between the Summers and the Annas (TEAM SUMMER), a brutal war that ended with thousands dead. But as...
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